moorey
call me Mia
You need a hug? I'm a good hugger.Sigh...
You need a hug? I'm a good hugger.Sigh...
Does it come with a wheel?You need a hug? I'm a good hugger.
He'll give you a rimjob you'll never forget.Does it come with a wheel?
No, he sent that to meDoes it come with a wheel?
Wait..we spoke about my flange?He'll give you a rimjob you'll never forget.
Something about torquing some extra long nipples too if I remember correctly...Wait..we spoke about my flange?
Phew. Thought you meant about the double butting.Something about torquing some extra long nipples too if I remember correctly...
That’s what she said.Thats what I love about this place - the high class conversations. Its so nice to be around mature and sensible people.
“We” make the involuntary patients at the psych ward look goodThat’s what she said.
Your mum does.“We” make the involuntary patients at the psych ward look good
It'll all be peachy by the time he is finishedHe'll give you a rimjob you'll never forget.
Are you a public servant @tubby74 ?is this the final spec of the file and i can develop this urgent task based on that? Yes.
proceeds to send me 3 more updates in the same day all labelled with the same version number. it's going to be one of those projects isn't it.
That two timing hussy!!!! She promised me it wouldn't happen again.Your mum does.
IT contractor, not to the public service. and another version still called same version number just came outAre you a public servant @tubby74 ?
Something about torquing some extra long nipples too if I remember correctly...
Do like Stu, in his epic RV trip to the US.Just hang your arse out the window and use the rain as a bidet!
It just sounded so familiar.IT contractor, not to the public service. and another version still called same version number just came out
In NSW, it is not illegal to return carp alive, but usually when I catch them they have a small arrow sized hole in the side of them!Someone on my local area FB page posted pics and a plea for help for the fishes after the last big storm.
They had no idea that it is illegal to put the carp back in the water.
I got this same comment the other day. We rarely do Christmas or birthday gifts. Then she 'finds' something for me. So I spent a few days thinking of things I could get her. Then got told that she'd bought herself a present because I wasn't going to do it.So Xmas coming up and the missus doesn't want anything, so we were going to settle for no gifts. We just buy what we need during the year. She now tells me she has bought something for me. I'm tapped, completely out of ideas. I know if I don't get something I'll never hear the end of it.