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Troy wins dual slalom http://www.pinkbike.com/video/273058/
Troys Back
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Monster Energy.
Real drink no gimmicks
Two bike park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two bike park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Troys back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See XC no more they want downhill
Troy eats chopped liver
Well if you want Troy, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of speed mixed with some hectic hucks
Some mad whips that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a skid when I get shocked at the hospital
By the UCI when I'm not cooperating
When I'm whipping the table in mah race run "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and troys ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Brosnan
But your son's mad whips are complicated
So the UCI won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut him down at Windham
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and whip, troy lee on your hips
Whip that, scrub off the lips and scrub on yo tits
And get ready 'cause this dick is about to get heavy
I just won the dual slalom race, "fuck you, Luca Shaw!"
[Chorus]
Now this looks like the race for me
Why wasnt I in follow me?
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
Why wasnt I in follow me?
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Nicolai Helion bikes are kinda gay
Owners embarrassed, riding shit bikes
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air with skids, a rebel
So let Troy just revel and bask
In the fact that he got everyone kissing his arse
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For them to see so damn much of his arse you ask for me
Well I'm back, fix your bent wheel
Tension it up and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your race time like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
Troys interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in you rivals ears and nesting
"Testing the carbon demo please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions Troy
His whips worth 10k, his skids are free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
[Chorus]
A-tiskit a-taskit,
He goes tit for tat with anybody who's rippin this skid and that skid
Chris Kovarik, you gon get your arse kicked
Worse than them little Bam Hill bastards
And Sam, you can get stomped by Brendan
You thirty six year old bald headed fuck, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, nobody rides freeride
Now lets go, just give me the helmet
I'll be there with a whole list full of new rider
My whips are dope, suspenseful, like a broken huffy
Ever since Napalm turned himself into a junkie
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean Troys whips are filthy
But it's just me mine are just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Missy Giove
To kill the competition so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
Twenty million other little shredders emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me
[Chorus]
Real drink no gimmicks
Two bike park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two bike park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Troys back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See XC no more they want downhill
Troy eats chopped liver
Well if you want Troy, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of speed mixed with some hectic hucks
Some mad whips that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a skid when I get shocked at the hospital
By the UCI when I'm not cooperating
When I'm whipping the table in mah race run "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and troys ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Brosnan
But your son's mad whips are complicated
So the UCI won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut him down at Windham
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and whip, troy lee on your hips
Whip that, scrub off the lips and scrub on yo tits
And get ready 'cause this dick is about to get heavy
I just won the dual slalom race, "fuck you, Luca Shaw!"
[Chorus]
Now this looks like the race for me
Why wasnt I in follow me?
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
Why wasnt I in follow me?
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Nicolai Helion bikes are kinda gay
Owners embarrassed, riding shit bikes
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air with skids, a rebel
So let Troy just revel and bask
In the fact that he got everyone kissing his arse
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For them to see so damn much of his arse you ask for me
Well I'm back, fix your bent wheel
Tension it up and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your race time like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
Troys interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in you rivals ears and nesting
"Testing the carbon demo please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions Troy
His whips worth 10k, his skids are free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
[Chorus]
A-tiskit a-taskit,
He goes tit for tat with anybody who's rippin this skid and that skid
Chris Kovarik, you gon get your arse kicked
Worse than them little Bam Hill bastards
And Sam, you can get stomped by Brendan
You thirty six year old bald headed fuck, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, nobody rides freeride
Now lets go, just give me the helmet
I'll be there with a whole list full of new rider
My whips are dope, suspenseful, like a broken huffy
Ever since Napalm turned himself into a junkie
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean Troys whips are filthy
But it's just me mine are just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Missy Giove
To kill the competition so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
Twenty million other little shredders emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me
[Chorus]
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I tried girls but they are all scared of me, and the ones that arnt are either BBWs or disabled.Shredden, as much as i laughed at that. you need to find something better to do with yourself
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There not scared, they see you as food if your avatar is anything to go by!:wacko:
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Fearon injured
Troys gonna rip it up at champs but Connor Fearon may not be: http://instagram.com/p/OiQd9TILg8/
Troys gonna rip it up at champs but Connor Fearon may not be: http://instagram.com/p/OiQd9TILg8/