I was indeed being sarcastic. Alas, the seller isn't doing anything remotely interesting with an age-old scam:
Hello,
The company DPD - Dynamic Parcel Distribution offer a unique escrow service, which provides more security for transaction. Here are the steps we need to take in order to do this (based on what they told me):
1. I will go to a DPD office and deliver the package. They will inspect and test the package content. Than they will send you an invoice with all details (including the result of the inspection, payment methods and delivery time).
2. Once you receive the invoice, you will have 48 hours to send the funds to the DPD manager (they accept bank transfer like all escrow companies). Once they will receive your payment, they will start the delivery of the package and send you a confirmation email with all delivery details, including tracking number.
3. Once you receive it, you will have 10 business days to inspect the merchandise and the option to accept or reject it. If the merchandise is not as described by me, you will receive a Full Refund in 3 business days.
4. If the merchandise is as described by me and you accept it, their manager will send the funds to me.
If you agree with these terms, please email me your complete name,address and phone number so I can go and start the transaction.
Thanks,
Adam
My reply:
Hi Adam,
As I said, I'm uncomfortable with paying for the item before it is delivered. I'm happy to come and inspect it at the escrow depot and if all is in order I will pay for it then. I would prefer to make the payment in cash, if that's OK with you.
God bless
And here's the picture of 'Adam' from his gmail account: