osteo magic
I went to an Osteopath recently. After three treatments, she fixed my bad hip of twenty years. I tried everything , and Osteo was the only thing that helped.
I'm such a sceptic, but it worked. I was nearly in tears when I woke up the first morning without pain.
But the quackery surrounding some things is incredible. Like those pulsing pads to lose weight. Power bracelets for extra stability, vibrators for pain relief.
I've just invented a device to keep people "regular".
It's called the "cleanmeout".
It's a giant syringe which is inserted deep into the rectum, and then three litres of sulphuric acid is pumped into your nether regions.
I'm sending a complimentary one to each of these quacks. Hopefully they will use them.
Thank God I'm not bitter.!!