WTF...
About 19 days after I placed the order.. I got an email from parcelforce because i had no idea wtf was going on... I This is what it said...
Thank you for your enquiry.
Please accept my apologies for the delay in my response.
I am sorry I am unable to give you any information on your parcel as International Scheduled parcels to Ascension Island are forwarded by sea. The shipping channels are irregular, so no delivery speed guarantee is available .
I am sorry for any inconvenience caused.
If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact us again at this email address:
parcelforce@parcelforce.co.uk.
Anyone know where Ascension Island is? You probably wouldn't. It's inbetween Brazil and Andora... On some tiny ass Island...
What the hell?