I've said this before, but I'm sure our your kids are related to mine.Missus just got out of hospital after a 'womans' op, I was on carers leave as she wasn't allowed to do anything.
Start of the school hols... 2 of their mates came over to stay for the night and ride our local trails.
I lined the 4 of them up and told them I didn't want any stupid shit and to take it easy as I was looking after the missus and didn't have time to run after them.
2 hours later I was in the local Foodland (first time in a supermarket in 10-15yrs) and the phone rings
Took the idiot to emergency, I got out 12 hours later at about midnight after he had surgery, was back at 5am and he got out at about 10am.
Separated AC, possible cracked collarbone, broken arm and broken wrist.
There were 5 people filming this from different places, its been sent to PinkBike Friday fails by about 3 of them.
He gets the full arm plaster cast cut off next week... thats 6 weeks since the crash. He was using arm and shoulder 2 weeks after it happened.
I uploaded one to youtube as an unlisted video, so you can only see it if I post the link.
Most recently, 'don't send it too much, you have state hockey trials this week'
2 hours later, getting X-Rays for broken scapula. FFS.