stirk
Burner
So so so good, thanks for sharing!
Your son is a genius!
Calamity Jane liked a pile on.
Not even I have managed this!
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Confessions from the fuckwits
- Thread starter moorey
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Your son is a genius!
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
A lot of chuckles here.
stewyh
Likes Dirt
Heh. Ruined a billabong cap that way looking at rear brake pads with the Bike in my stand. Flicked peak on tyre and it got stuck in the seatstays!
Made me feel better
Comic Book Guy
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Winner!!!!!!!
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
:Cry::Cry::Cry:
Haakon
has an accommodating arse
The nail on my middle left finger has grown crooked since I was about 10 - I was oiling my bike's chain with the bike upside down and turning the cranks. Somehow, my finger ended up in the chainwheel, the teeth punching through my nailbed and the chain locking my finger on.
Screamed the house down, Mum came running out and clipped my brother over the ear on the assumption he'd done something! In her defence, it was fair assumption....
mitchy_
Llama calmer
i tore the nail and some meaty bits off my index finger in a similar fashion. figured i'd just cut myself, wrapped it in some electrical tape as it was bleeding a bit... went inside shortly after and my wife followed the trail of blood, and decided to ship me off to ED to discover how much of my finger i decapitated.
Haha, I shudder now thinking about it and reading those two more stories. The end of mine was hanging on by a flap of skin. I clamped my thumb over the end of it and drove to the doctors, didn't think it would ever stop bleeding. The four anaesthetic needles they put In my finger hurt so much worse than the wound and didn't even numb the end of the finger before they cleaned it up and sent me home.
mitchy_
Llama calmer
mine looked like a split sausage they injected that much anaesthetic in it apparently.
this was a few days later...
Flow-Rider
Burner
Haha! here is another.
About 15 years ago I had to get a job out after hours in a workshop, just done a timing belt and water pump on a car. To save time, stupid me decides to start the car, warm the engine up and finish bolting up the rest of the plastic stonetray under the car. As I go to place the stonetray in position my index finger gets grabbed by the moving fan belt then does half a lap of the bottom pulley ripping my finger nail off and fracturing the tip of the bone.
Hell no, mine had nothing on that, well done.mine looked like a split sausage they injected that much anaesthetic in it apparently.
this was a few days later...
Queue dry retching here....
I work on blast hole drill rigs, so in close proximity to rotating shit alot. Worst nightmare getting anything caught up like that.
Flow-Rider
Burner
Just hope you don't get a bad operator or they will drop the rods on your fingers.
moorey
call me Mia
Do those fingers come in mens sizes?mine looked like a split sausage they injected that much anaesthetic in it apparently.
this was a few days later...
Seen plenty of them. Only myself to blame most of the time, sole operator on a fully automatic underground rig. Plenty of opportunity for stories of fuckwittery at work, but not too many that can be told on a public forum.