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completely off point, but that is the best comeback I have heard this year.After the shoulder op the Doctor said I shouldn't lift heavy objects.Do you wank? If not, you are not a wanker. Simple as that.
completely off point, but that is the best comeback I have heard this year.After the shoulder op the Doctor said I shouldn't lift heavy objects.Do you wank? If not, you are not a wanker. Simple as that.
rocking reply but its true.Do you wank? If not, you are not a wanker. Simple as that.
I guess I should have titled the thread 'Am I... A Fraud'.rocking reply but its true.
A survey in the 50s found that 70% of men admitted they wanked and the other 30% were liars.Do you wank? If not, you are not a wanker. Simple as that.
Normally it would be straight to Dick Smith or Jaycar, but I knew they had some from when I dropped some furniture off there a few weeks back.The fact that you were at the Salvos looking for antenna cable ( of all things ) should be the source of debate here - not the bargain jersey......
not the first place id look thats for sure
Another survey showed that 65% of men wank in the shower while the remaining 35% sing. Oddly though no one was knew what songs were sung.A survey in the 50s found that 70% of men admitted they wanked and the other 30% were liars.
Ha. Was there any stats on a combination of the two?Another survey showed that 65% of men wank in the shower while the remaining 35% sing. Oddly though no one was knew what songs were sung.
Since always. Otherwise TLD, Fox etc etc would all be out of business.BOT - Since when did MTBers care about looks...
Yes, you are a wanker. You should have given them $5.00 and insisted they keep the change.Then went and had a dig around on the T-Shirt rack. Never know what you might find, and lo and behold there is an MTB jersey for $0.75 cents.
I'll take it. Because sure, I'm a tightarse. But that's not the question here.
What I want to know is 'am I a wanker'?
You see, the jersey is a decent 2XU garment, and for $0.75 cents it's a steal, but the jersey states in bold 'MTB WORLD CUP CANBERRA AUSTRALIA 08 'Nissan UCI Mountain Bike World Cup' THE ULTIMATE RIDE'.
Looking at it here on the table I kind of feel I should have have earned it. And $0.75 cents at the Salvos certainly isn't earning it.
"You cant wear this with that..... or your not wearing that with this..." and frowning at mismatching hmmm.... it all this sounds alot like my wife....Since always. Otherwise TLD, Fox etc etc would all be out of business.
On the subject of Jersey Etiquette. In some cricles its frowned upon to mismatch brands between frame and jersey.
You got one of those magic money trees? If you feel like sharing a clipping let me know!Since when did MTBers care about looks and how much stuff cost...
Haha yeah I agree. But no I wouldn't think you'd be a wanker as from my eyes - you'd be just another bloke flashing the new blingin' expensive gear, or a funny dude wearing a hysterical costume to get the spectators and cameras rollingIf you are wearing it and I saw you riding Id assume you were a damn good rider not a wanker, if you were slow id be wondering how you got to worlds.
I think he may have meant that the other way around. As in, who cares if you got it really cheap, as opposed to the typical roadie "Look at my new $200 jersey."You got one of those magic money trees? If you feel like sharing a clipping let me know!
Until them I'll keep looking at price tags I think.