Your most hated "SALE SPEAK"

Minlak

custom titis
Ok - You get 1 and one only - You have to pick your most hated "SALES SPEAK"

My all time hated is "LIKE NEW" - This phrase is used on many many items that can in no way be "LIKE NEW" - I even saw it used on a 20 year old commodore sale ad the other day with 95000kms on the clock - in what reality could this possible be "LIKE NEW"?

It is often found coupled with the term "Minor Scratches" or "Just one Small Dent" - I have even seen it used on a Mountain Bike with a cracked frame.
"LIKE NEW" with just a small crack to the left chain stay.

What's yours remember you get 1

I often imagine it in Tinder Ads - "Like New" only been with 54 guys and one can of deodorant at band camp.
 

Flow-Rider

Burner
"Not many coming into the country, you better order now", when a sales rep tells me this I just put the phone down or walk away.
 

Lazmo

Old and hopeless
In corporate wanker world… my most hated is

“I’m gonna put myself in the Customers shoes”
 
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