Your most hated "SALE SPEAK"

[Minlak]

There are actually several websites and apps you can go to that allow you to make fake messages when you think your funny enough but no has given you the opportunity to prove it.
Mate of mine did a runner (allegedly) for speeding and when he got home I sent him some Facebook messages looking like they knew an d wanted to talk to him

 

[mas2]

I've noticed its popular when selling a second hand bike from 2019 to write the RRP of the current model.

 

[The Duckmeister]

“Healthy motor and box”. Yeh good one dickhead.

Usually totally fucked commodores with 300,000km on them, photos on an angle, and the seller is Brayden/Braidyn/Braidhyn or whatever bogan name was in trend 18 years ago.

You missed Braedon....

 

[ozzybmx]

Just bought #1 son a new (to him) car, fuck I'm happy to see these car sales cunts having to work to sell a car again
The young sales bloke was polite, worked hard for something that was only a potential sale, sent txts of new arrivals and when we went back, came to the party on price.