while patiently waiting for take-away at local shop..
"Hey mate, you hear that bing-bong sound that's been going off for the last 5 minutes?"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah that's 'cos of YOU... standing in the doorway .... that's why everyones lookin at you"
"ohhh is that what it is?"
Finishing work yesterday...i go to lock up a gate that i have ridden my bike over to. I lay the bike down and the brake lever goes into my shoe through the laces, between the tongue and side. I dont realise in take a step...drag bike, stumble, fall, reef laces tight, give audience a chuckle.
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