I need this Xavier guy as my speechwriter.
@Haakon this sounds perfect for your neighbours.
Having owned a cat who took to pissing in our heater vents, I can confirm it is indeed rank. Also a lot of fun when you are trying to sell your house in winterCat piss is better. Poured down the scuttle in winter is even betterer.
Why do you have a bottle of piss in your backpack? Because you are a Bear Grylls fanboi.Having performed many a revenge piss, this innovation has merrit but requires a fair bit of fucking around. Pissing in an empty drink or squirty bottle of fast and effective. But it is tricky to explain to parents or police why you have a bottle of piss in your backpack. Also note than old style mail slots in front doors are the perfect access port.
If they pull you over tell them it is energy drink, take a swig and you will be fine.Having performed many a revenge piss, this innovation has merrit but requires a fair bit of fucking around. Pissing in an empty drink or squirty bottle of fast and effective. But it is tricky to explain to parents or police why you have a bottle of piss in your backpack. Also note than old style mail slots in front doors are the perfect access port.
I need this Xavier guy as my speechwriter.
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