You laugh you lose

[pink poodle]

I'm the guy underneath all of the birds that's holding up the pole.

With your hands or your arse?

 

[Freediver]

With your hands or your arse?

Well it certainly feels like I'm being reamed most of the time.

 

[pink poodle]

Well it certainly feels like I'm being reamed most of the time.

Mmmmmm...the delights of "congratulations staff member! We have found another pineapple for you..."

 

[Flow-Rider]

I'm guessing you're in management?

I think his resort is a bit different, has a resortish type of name though.

 

[Fred Nurk]

https://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/queensland/police-called-on-woman-after-offensive-rant-at-queensland-resort/news-story/41d9741195f3281ba8954c5ece1cd8e9

Must be something about the resorts at Port Douglas. Last time I stayed in one there was a group that decided to camp almost outside our room and carry on similar conversations until about 2 in the morning. Same group sat at the swim up bar at about 9 in the morning, and didn't move the entire time we were at the pool. They were still there at 3 in the afternoon when we left.

 

[Flow-Rider]

An Adelaide grocer has made Aldi the butt of the joke in his latest take-down of major supermarkets.

Johnny Kapiris, who owns St Bernards Fruit and Veg Market in Rostrevor, has been accusing Aussie supermarkets of greed by increasing their prices during the cost of living crisis.

Sharing a photo to his business's Facebook page, Mr Kapiris wasn't afraid to show off his assets in front of an Aldi store.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/aussie-grocers-brazen-aldi-act-in-anger-over-price-rises-235318774.html?

 

[Stredda]

Little Finger!

 

[indica]

didn't move the entire time we were at the pool.

Oh yes, swimming in piss

 

[Cardy George]

 

[cokeonspecialtwodollars]

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This one always makes me laugh.

 

[Cardy George]

This one always makes me laugh.

We have two cats, an oversized dog and a particularly flexible red cedar tree.

Can't wait to get home......

 

[cammas]

I'm the guy underneath all of the birds that's holding up the pole.

so are you this guy?

 

[Freediver]

so are you this guy?

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Everyone thinks they work with turkeys and aren't a turkey themselves.

 

[pink poodle]

I like the turkey.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

A turkey is a bad person

 

[Plankosaurus]

Bloody hell

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[yuley95]

Bloody hell

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Man, some people have some crazy ‘fight’ tendencies

 

[pink poodle]

A turkey is a bad person

Quit jivin me

 

[Stredda]

Man, some people have some crazy ‘fight’ tendencies

I'm certainly going to think twice about looking over someone shoulder from now on!

 

[Asininedrivel]

Quit jivin me

You gots to sass it.