You laugh you lose

pink poodle

aka stickchops
Don't forget the stick thing, they have to do the stick thing too.
I think visually it would look (ummmm i feel icky saying this) better if they were marching in synchronisation, one hand wanking and the other holding a stick jamming it into the arse in front of them as they swing along. But this detracts somewhat from the masturbating, and we all know he Puritans won't allow that!