You know you're getting old when ...

used to go out at 10pm for headliner dj's who started at 2 or 4am, but those same djs are getting old too so gigs that start at 2 and are over by 10pm work well all around.
Sounds all very civilised.😃 It's the late nights that bugger me these days.
 
You wake up and the left rear side of your ribcage is a bit delicate. WTF did I do yesterday? So you work back through the day. Did I lift anything heavy? No. Did I bump into something? No. What's Tuesday??? Bin day. Aha! Was the bin especially heavy? No. Oh yes. Then you remember. You were too lazy to lace your boots and on the return journey you tripped over your own feet. Cartwheeled up the concrete driveway for about 10m trying not to faceplant on the wet concrete. Windmilling like a loon in the damp 9C night. Yeah that will do it. Moron.
 
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