You know you're getting old when ...


caviar connoisseur
Came off the bike yesterday on some slick off camber singletrack I failed to fully appreciate in a totally gumby JRA. Went down surprisingly hard, but after some hobbling around, swearing and looking at nearby trees for inspiration I got back on and rode it out. Even took the scenic way home.

Around 3am I realised things were not well. Currently can barely walk. I used to smile smugly at this thread. Sigh.