You know you're getting old when ...

[pink poodle]

Middle age paranoia, kids don't care and neither do the oldies... Obviously

Oh don't worry...I am not delusional about my ability to escape it. I currently own an oppo.

 

[safreek]

YKYGOW: when you are working in a retirement village and you hear " cockney rejects" playing from a villa. Fuck me

 

[Asininedrivel]

Came off the bike yesterday on some slick off camber singletrack I failed to fully appreciate in a totally gumby JRA. Went down surprisingly hard, but after some hobbling around, swearing and looking at nearby trees for inspiration I got back on and rode it out. Even took the scenic way home.

Around 3am I realised things were not well. Currently can barely walk. I used to smile smugly at this thread. Sigh.