Who's your favourite funnyman/woman or comedian?

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'Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here's Tom with the weather...!"
 

Plankosaurus

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mmmm yeah, bill hicks is right up there on the top. anyone that can take topics that serious a make them that funny has to be a legend.

"hi i'm bill hicks and i'm dead now. ciggarettes didn't kill me, a bunch of non smoker kicked the shit outta me. i tried to run, they had more energy than me. i tried to hide, they could hear me wheezing. some of them smelled me"

:p :p :p :p

but yeah, eddie murphy is a pissa, robin williams couldn't say something serious if he tried, chris rock follows mr murpheys lead a bit but it aint stale and one of my faves is that bloke steady eddy. never seen something so politically incorrect and yet so goddamn funny :p :p


"you know drugs have done some good things for us they really have and if you dont beleive drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. cos you know what, all those musicians that made all that great music thats enhanced your lives throughout the years........ rrrrrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs"

:p :p :p :p

hicks is/was a legend :D
 

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Hicks was the God.
He insipred alot of peoples minds including mine.


"So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you. You are free, to do as we tell you."

"Frightening people man. Bush tried to buy votes towards the end of the election. Goes around, you know, selling weapons to everyone, getting that military industrial complex vote happening for him. Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea and then 240 tanks to Kuwait and then goes around making speeches why he should be Commander-in-Chief because, "We still live in a dangerous world."...Thanks to you, you fucker!"
 

Plankosaurus

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ok you've lost me :confused: that totally sounds like hicks but i never hererized it.... what show/album/dvd is that off?
 

scotty beefs

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for just being a funny bastard live - (rove, triple j etc) you cant go past ross noble.

As for movies - love it when owen whoever and ben stiller get together. Zoolander, starsky an hutch etc.

-let me ask you a question... how many abadigines do you see in the fashion industry??-
 

ajay

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^ rove has to be the most UN-FUNNY person


Anyway - Bill Hicks on the U.S goverment - "Iraq has Weapons of mass destruction.... How do you know this? ..... well, we looked at the reciept..."

Bill Hicks on smoking - "any non smokers in the audience? .... well non smokers die every day...."


Robin Williams...Live on Broadway is the funniest stand up ive seen to date - Has anyone seen the first one from about 1983...? Ive been looking around for it but havent found anything, i saw it a couple of years ago, and what can i say... just plain Halarious!
 

ajay

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99Coconuts said:
robin williams couldn't say something serious if he tried, chris rock follows mr murpheys lead a bit but it aint stale and one of my faves is that bloke steady eddy. never seen something so politically incorrect and yet so goddamn funny :p :p

hicks is/was a legend :D
Dude, have you even seen Williams live?

Agreed on hicks though - BTW he IS a legend ;)
 

scotty beefs

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ajay said:
^ rove has to be the most UN-FUNNY person
dont worry, the use of brackets there means that rove (the show) was one of the first places i saw ross noble perform. I definitely wasn´t saying rove mcmanus is one of my favourites comedians...
 

ajay

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Rik said:
Can Rove be called a comedian when he isn't funny?
Definatley not - considering he doesnt even use his own material....

Thats why i called him "UN-FUNNY PERSON" ;)
 

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Gonzo said:
Ross Noble is a champ. He was on triple J over summer and ti was the best show on the air.
I think Ross and Terri should have a permanent slot on the radio.. They were soooo funny together.

I'm off to see Ross Noble this thursday. Should be pretty good I think.
 

Fuzzy

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robin williams on golf.

"thats what i'll call it! A STROKE CUZ EVERYTIME YOU MISS IF FEELS LIKE YOUR GONNA FUCKEN DIE!!"

he's a funny guy. but can be a serious actor too. which i like.
 

ajay

^Once punched Jeff Kennett. Don't pick an e-fight
^^ yeah the first time i saw that bit, i couldnt breath because i was laughing so hard...

Got to love his spin on viagra - "now its my turn..... you cant be fucking serious, im fucking goo boy" .....*the rest cant be repeated on this forum* - what a pissa...
 

wombat

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"How hard can it be to find Osama, he's a 6ft Arab on dialysis!"
That set was brillant.

As for Rove, I find it difficult to express my hate for him; he's rediculously un-funny, cliched and has to be the worst interviewer I have ever seen! He spends an entire interview trying to set up for his own one liner, WHICH ISN'T FUNNY ANYWAY! And somehow it is one of the country's highest rating show????

I want to beat Rove with a headlock.
 

Carlin

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Ross Noble = Frosty Snowball :D

My faves are Arj Barker, Jimeoin, And it has to be said; Lano and Woodley (especially their older stuff).
 

ajay

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wombat said:
"How hard can it be to find Osama, he's a 6ft Arab on dialysis!"
That set was brillant.
Agreed... the whole set was unbelievabley funny... :D

wombat said:
for Rove, I find it difficult to express my hate for him; he's rediculously un-funny, cliched and has to be the worst interviewer I have ever seen! He spends an entire interview trying to set up for his own one liner, WHICH ISN'T FUNNY ANYWAY! And somehow it is one of the country's highest rating show????

I want to beat Rove with a headlock.
Agreed - but i would use a clublock :mad: *imagines swinging clublock into roves laranx*
 

wombat

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ajay said:
Agreed - but i would use a clublock :mad: *imagines swinging clublock into roves laranx*
Ah see, you're not familiar with my hatred for headlocks. I figure that beating Rove to death would be some sort of dishonour (kinda like the way mashing dog shit is), so this way, I can attack both Rove and headlocks at the same time!
 
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