What does your day look like?

pink poodle said:
Im not one for acts of vengence, but i have heard of things from people who are...

- who doesn't love poisoning someone's lawn in the middle of the night? You can apparently also have some good long term results if you work enough pool salt or chlorine into the soil. This probably takes a bit of work and time which you may not have.

- i have heard that left over fishing bait (like prawns, pilchards, and tuna oil) can be left in a little water and sunshine to produce a rather horrific and versatile liquid. If you are handy with a lock that liquid and prawns bits can be spread around inside in a car on a warm day and leave an aroma that is difficult to remove. A carelessly left open sunroof also provides a handy point of access.

- in the age of doing your own research and bullshit health advice youd be unwise to waste something as versatile in application as your own urine...why it is rumoured that if you arent wanting to do a direct dick to target application you can store up some of those poor hydration stinky pisses that look like a dark amber beer in sealed jars for a bit and then use them all at your leisure.

Personally I dont go in for revenge or similar. I am a peaceful man who is always happy to forgive and move on.
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I have also heard a coat hanger to remove the end of the window rubber seals to tip said wiffy concoction down into the doors also works well.
 
Off to shit start! Rocked into work 2 hours early...fuck i hate mornings. Was on struggle street to make it happen too! Abput 5 hours sleep, that extra 2 would have been nice. This does not bode well for the rest of today. Cruised around the harbour on bike waiting for cafes to open.




Weekend was good though. Out on the bike twice, succulent chinese meal last night, fixed a brake, swapped a wheel + tyre...



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More trail, less dirt lumps. The jumps were too busy for my liking.
 
pink poodle said:
Off to shit start! Rocked into work 2 hours early...fuck i hate mornings. Was on struggle street to make it happen too! Abput 5 hours sleep, that extra 2 would have been nice. This does not bode well for the rest of today. Cruised around the harbour on bike waiting for cafes to open.




Weekend was good though. Out on the bike twice, succulent chinese meal last night, fixed a brake, swapped a wheel + tyre...



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More trail, less dirt lumps. The jumps were too busy for my liking.
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Had a bit of a session at the moo. Only saw 1 other rider...they were also from newcastle. In defiance of the famous 6 degrees of newcastle, we did not know each other.


I tansituoned from selfie rock to selfie tree, only to slam down one of the heaviest cases i have done in a long time! Front wheel tomahawked about half a bike length from the landing on this one.

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Off to a poor start! Planned a morning riding the flow at dungog...there is only 1 train that gets me there in time and doesn't leave before sunrise.

I can do it! Up, eat, shit, shower, teeth clean, clothes on, stuff backpack, shoes...door up...fuck!!! Finger is bleeding (got a paper cut on it last night)...panic as I am on a really tight schedule. See an old first aid kit (like maybe 10 or 15 years old). Rip it open and shit goes everywhere. Fist full of bandwidth in the pocket. Rush off...

Next hurdle is crossing one of the busiest roads in town and it is jammed. The world's only polite Tesla driver clears me some space so I cross the 2 lanes they are blocking up going into town and out of town is empty! I am going to make it. Fuck yes! I get there with enough time to get a coffee even (no line at espresso Bar and its a 2 minute job with my 4 minutes to spare). Now where is my paying device....








Well that's my day ruined. I dont think I will clean up the exploded first aid kit either. Fucking card was waiting for me on the kitchen bench.
 
pink poodle said:
Off to a poor start! Planned a morning riding the flow at dungog...there is only 1 train that gets me there in time and doesn't leave before sunrise.

I can do it! Up, eat, shit, shower, teeth clean, clothes on, stuff backpack, shoes...door up...fuck!!! Finger is bleeding (got a paper cut on it last night)...panic as I am on a really tight schedule. See an old first aid kit (like maybe 10 or 15 years old). Rip it open and shit goes everywhere. Fist full of bandwidth in the pocket. Rush off...

Next hurdle is crossing one of the busiest roads in town and it is jammed. The world's only polite Tesla driver clears me some space so I cross the 2 lanes they are blocking up going into town and out of town is empty! I am going to make it. Fuck yes! I get there with enough time to get a coffee even (no line at espresso Bar and its a 2 minute job with my 4 minutes to spare). Now where is my paying device....








Well that's my day ruined. I dont think I will clean up the exploded first aid kit either. Fucking card was waiting for me on the kitchen bench.
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My Garmin watch has saved my asrse many times over in these situations.

NB Garmin did not sponsor this post and I paid for my Garmin watch with my own funds ;)
 
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