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beeb said:
Couldn't get a picture because I was driving, but this was a new combo for me:
Person riding an e-scooter, towing a miniature trailer on the shoulder of a truck bypass, while texting and riding one-handed.

There should be an e-scooter bingo game.

Could include:
No helmet
Helmet backwards
Excessive speed
Sitting on milk crate on the bed of the scooter
Texting while riding
Erratic bursts of acceleration (and total lack of confidence and control)
Vaping while riding
Wearing all black while riding at night
Weaving through crowds

Must be a few others...
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Local talk rising up again that registration, insirance, more rules, and age restrictions could solve the issues of these plagues.

That wont solve shit. The enforcement is needed at the supply end. If importers start having a
Shipments confiscated at the border and retailers are losing them from the floor, fines issued at all levels there will be a drop in usage over time. One thing is for sure, the public can not be trusted to do the right thing.
 
beeb said:
Couldn't get a picture because I was driving, but this was a new combo for me:
Person riding an e-scooter, towing a miniature trailer on the shoulder of a truck bypass, while texting and riding one-handed.

There should be an e-scooter bingo game.

Could include:
No helmet
Helmet backwards
Excessive speed
Sitting on milk crate on the bed of the scooter
Texting while riding
Erratic bursts of acceleration (and total lack of confidence and control)
Vaping while riding
Wearing all black while riding at night
Weaving through crowds

Must be a few others...
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If that was a drinking, not only would we never be sober, probably die from alcohol poisoning
 
More days on the bike. Skipped town to ride the dungog trails. Haven't been there for a long time. New jump line is freaking awesome. A couple of the big jumps left to conquer...wishing id brought the full face! Slightly wishing for an eeeeeeb, but denying that to myself. Shhhhhh. The dual slalom course looks like a mini golf course! Covered in lawn. In all a worthy trip.

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The town has passed peak bike from the looks of things.
 
Time to leave Tasmania... Some after work drinkies with a mate, so was a little tipsy as I got the bus home and walked down my shared access driveway.

Bogan boy had his deleted and lifted cruiser parked way out across my driveway access as per usual (its genuinely quite tricky getting past it to access my own bloody house), so casually in time with the music i had on the headphones and very much without thinking I gave his spring mounted floppy bull bar aerial a whack that made it wobble as I walked past - a mild expression of an ongoing frustration, but knowing it was harmless.

Yeah. So. 5 minutes later had him bashing on my door. Kirsty happened to answer the door and he was yelling at her to bring me down, and when i heard what was going on he said he was going to smash my face in. Kirsty just closed the door in his face.

So that was fun. I'd had a very fun evening solving the worlds problems over some beers up until that point and was in quite a good mood... Oh well.

Shouldn't have whacked his aerial, but not convinced coming over to threaten assault was a reasonable response.

Anyway. That rattled the shit out of me... Some people seem to be able to let that sort of idiocy wash over them, I am not one of those people sadly.
 
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Im not one for acts of vengence, but i have heard of things from people who are...

- who doesn't love poisoning someone's lawn in the middle of the night? You can apparently also have some good long term results if you work enough pool salt or chlorine into the soil. This probably takes a bit of work and time which you may not have.

- i have heard that left over fishing bait (like prawns, pilchards, and tuna oil) can be left in a little water and sunshine to produce a rather horrific and versatile liquid. If you are handy with a lock that liquid and prawns bits can be spread around inside in a car on a warm day and leave an aroma that is difficult to remove. A carelessly left open sunroof also provides a handy point of access.

- in the age of doing your own research and bullshit health advice youd be unwise to waste something as versatile in application as your own urine...why it is rumoured that if you arent wanting to do a direct dick to target application you can store up some of those poor hydration stinky pisses that look like a dark amber beer in sealed jars for a bit and then use them all at your leisure.

Personally I dont go in for revenge or similar. I am a peaceful man who is always happy to forgive and move on.
 
pink poodle said:
Im not one for acts of vengence, but i have heard of things from people who are...

- who doesn't love poisoning someone's lawn in the middle of the night? You can apparently also have some good long term results if you work enough pool salt or chlorine into the soil. This probably takes a bit of work and time which you may not have.

- i have heard that left over fishing bait (like prawns, pilchards, and tuna oil) can be left in a little water and sunshine to produce a rather horrific and versatile liquid. If you are handy with a lock that liquid and prawns bits can be spread around inside in a car on a warm day and leave an aroma that is difficult to remove. A carelessly left open sunroof also provides a handy point of access.

- in the age of doing your own research and bullshit health advice youd be unwise to waste something as versatile in application as your own urine...why it is rumoured that if you arent wanting to do a direct dick to target application you can store up some of those poor hydration stinky pisses that look like a dark amber beer in sealed jars for a bit and then use them all at your leisure.

Personally I dont go in for revenge or similar. I am a peaceful man who is always happy to forgive and move on.
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I've always pegged you as an enlightened sort.
 
Just let the mix ferment for a few days first...


Haakon said:
I've always pegged you as an enlightened sort.
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You know me - chamomile tea and meditation for a peaceful life.

Some naughty boys i went to school with used to launch coordinated piss attacks in the school holidays on a local shop that had wronged one of their mothers. The 90s were a much simpler time...




What about a delivery to their place of work from dildos r us?
 
pink poodle said:
Just let the mix ferment for a few days first...





You know me - chamomile tea and meditation for a peaceful life.

Some naughty boys i went to school with used to launch coordinated piss attacks in the school holidays on a local shop that had wronged one of their mothers. The 90s were a much simpler time...




What about a delivery to their place of work from dildos r us?
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So many opportunities for shenanigans, but really just want a quiet life. Just sad these muppets took that from me, so will try not to waste too much time grieving the loss of what we had planned for here and move on.
 
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