Trump..... (The Sophistry Thread)

Asininedrivel

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Imagine being so messed up you vilify and demonise a 9 year old disabled boy by accusing him of not actually being disabled, get proved wrong, have to fork out a six figure reparation for your wilful and vitriolic stupidity, destroy your reputation and instead of feeding you to the sharks your employers ship you off to the US where you can vomit completely unsubstantiated drivel in an even more unstable environment.

No wonder she's so hot for Trump, they're basically the same person.
 

leitch

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oliosky

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Based by the footage I've seen of the Capitol Insurrection, the majority of the flag waving MAGA folks storming the building appear to be portly, balding, incels with a neck beard or patchy moustache. I imagine the strength of the body odour emanating from these blokes is one of the main weapons in their arsenal.
 

Tubbsy

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Asininedrivel

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Holy fucking shit you can literally smell the stupid and watch in real time as their brains try to process information. How's combat ready helmet man telling them "we can't be disrespectful" - I mean you just broke into a sacrosanct Capitol building but yeah you go ahead and keep that respect train on the rails, looks like it's going well for you.
 

oliosky

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The bit where they debate whether Ted Cruz is on their side, and then decide that "he would want us to do this" is absolute, unadulterated magic.
The tangible reduction in "bro enthusiasm" over the course of the footage is also incredible as the cogs slowly grind over in each of the dudes brains and they realise the scale of the shit they have just got themselves in.
 
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Haakon

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Imagine being so messed up you vilify and demonise a 9 year old disabled boy by accusing him of not actually being disabled, get proved wrong, have to fork out a six figure reparation for your wilful and vitriolic stupidity, destroy your reputation and instead of feeding you to the sharks your employers ship you off to the US where you can vomit completely unsubstantiated drivel in an even more unstable environment.

No wonder she's so hot for Trump, they're basically the same person.
if only we could export the rest of them...

 

Asininedrivel

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if only we could export the rest of them...

Who is that pompous cunt? (rhetorical question I don't actually wanna know)

Lol at how he found the one video of US Police showing solidarity with BLM protesters on a loop rather than the gigatonnes of footage of them running them down, beating and shooting them.

Thing is, I'm not sure how effective this editorialising pro-Trump bullshit is in Straya anyway. Most hardcore conservatives I know (including many in my own family) think Trump is a dangerously stupid nutbag, at best a complete embarrassment. And those Strayans who are into Trump aren't going to be watching Sky anyway because it's a part of the evil MSM and they're all too busy "doing their own research" on Facebook / Parler.
 

Haakon

has an accommodating arse
Who is that pompous cunt? (rhetorical question I don't actually wanna know)

Lol at how he found the one video of US Police showing solidarity with BLM protesters on a loop rather than the gigatonnes of footage of them running them down, beating and shooting them.

Thing is, I'm not sure how effective this editorialising pro-Trump bullshit is in Straya anyway. Most hardcore conservatives I know (including many in my own family) think Trump is a dangerously stupid nutbag, at best a complete embarrassment. And those Strayans who are into Trump aren't going to be watching Sky anyway because it's a part of the evil MSM and they're all too busy "doing their own research" on Facebook / Parler.
This is what's playing on TVs in in the cafe at Parliament House...
 

Asininedrivel

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This is what's playing on TVs in in the cafe at Parliament House...
Sky News is endemic in every Parliament House across the nation. No one actually watches it it's just background colour and sound, like angry adult Playschool.

The only enjoyable thing I got out of that segment was his visible impotent rage that a "socialist" Administration was about to take over.
 
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