Things you see on your daily commute - the weird, whacky, funny or downright disturbing.

Articles pop up all the time on the Daily Heil and other scummy papers, then you read the comments to see how ingrained this hatred of cyclists is and the levels of vitriol and the numbers of negative comments just makes you realise that nothing will change unless Governments start developing the will to make meaningful change.

Don't ge me started on the dumb fucks wailing aginst 15 minute cities...
 
Articles pop up all the time on the Daily Heil and other scummy papers, then you read the comments to see how ingrained this hatred of cyclists is and the levels of vitriol and the numbers of negative comments just makes you realise that nothing will change unless Governments start developing the will to make meaningful change.

Yes, until cycling is "normal" and something that the majority does, it will always be this way.
The way to make it more normal is to have less car-centric cities with more cycling infrastructure to encourage anyone to ride and not just the bike enthusiasts.
Don't ge me started on the dumb fucks wailing aginst 15 minute cities...
That's a whole tin foil hat wearing crowd you're talking about there.
 
I was in Hobart last week for a few days , and again the number of cargo bikes astounded me ( with kids on the back laffing like drains )
The only twonks , I found were on the rivulet path on mtbs , going 5 squillion miles an hours shouting ‘ bike’

fk me dead , wankers .





Everyone else was super chill , disappointly I didn’t see a platypus - but did see the man who made the video on the Rivulet platypus’s or are they platipy ? . ?
 
I was in Hobart last week for a few days , and again the number of cargo bikes astounded me ( with kids on the back laffing like drains )
The only twonks , I found were on the rivulet path on mtbs , going 5 squillion miles an hours shouting ‘ bike’

fk me dead , wankers .





Everyone else was super chill , disappointly I didn’t see a platypus - but did see the man who made the video on the Rivulet platypus’s or are they platipy ? . ?
platypuses
 
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So after being crook the last couple weeks I’ve finally hopped back on the bike for my commute to work and for those not a Strava, some dude decided get dressed on his front veranda on my way to the train this morning, now some of you sickos wanted photos alas I don’t GoPro my rides but it was something like this

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I started going to the gym regularly which is a few minutes walk away from my house, and partly along one of Sydney’s major arterial roads. My wife bought me a pair of gym shoes to wear, a very white pair of Nikes. One night walking to the gym a car drives past and someone yells at me “nice shoes faggot”. I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣
 
I started going to the gym regularly which is a few minutes walk away from my house, and partly along one of Sydney’s major arterial roads. My wife bought me a pair of gym shoes to wear, a very white pair of Nikes. One night walking to the gym a car drives past and someone yells at me “nice shoes faggot”. I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣
It's a wonder they didn't pull up and mug you for them.
 
I started going to the gym regularly which is a few minutes walk away from my house, and partly along one of Sydney’s major arterial roads. My wife bought me a pair of gym shoes to wear, a very white pair of Nikes. One night walking to the gym a car drives past and someone yells at me “nice shoes faggot”. I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣
Holy crap, that same car passed me yesterday morning, "Get off the road ya poof"
 
I have had a shit night. On the ride home (3am) I passed a couple attempting to engage in a very intimate act. The sound of my hope hub startled them (even though they were do this is a very public space) and one of the people ceased what they were doing (an one way activity involving the mouth) and I saw way too much (which was way too little) of the embarrassed fellow involved
 
^^ Met the same little dude in virtually the same spot while riding home today. From About 50m away I saw a Dark Thing on the path, and thought, "that Dark Thing wasn't there this morning". Then the Dark Thing moved across the path, and as I got closer could identify its shape as a Blue-Tongue. Unlike last time, it nicked off to try to hide in the grass at the side of the path, but didn't move far and I found him. Tried to have a bit of a chat but he didn't say much, just a huff & a snort.
 
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