The hams plan to ride in japan.

[Spanky_Ham]

Holy crap, this thread is helping us so much..... so, we'll drink deeply from the well again....

We will be taking some electron slurping devices with us.... and we'll, need a power bank thingo


Anyone got suggestions for a power bank that will do multiple devices at one.... as well as being super cheap, ultra light.... rechargable with pig farts ...

We will be taking three knog PWR batteries for lights.... and of course a phone and a GPS thingo, GoPro and Garmin watch..... shuga everything runs on electricity now days.


All suggestions really appreciated

S

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[Oddjob]

Holy crap, this thread is helping us so much..... so, we'll drink deeply from the well again....

We will be taking some electron slurping devices with us.... and we'll, need a power bank thingo


Anyone got suggestions for a power bank that will do multiple devices at one.... as well as being super cheap, ultra light.... rechargable with pig farts ...

We will be taking three knog PWR batteries for lights.... and of course a phone and a GPS thingo, GoPro and Garmin watch..... shuga everything runs on electricity now days.


All suggestions really appreciated

S

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The Baseus ones off eBay are very good. https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/3137287...ar=612508048198&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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[Spanky_Ham]

Hey All,

Well, currently less than ten days from launch.... and well, fork the pig..... the real sh*te has hit the fan..... We're still going, and thanks to those in the know (message the fat f*ck if we can invoke your names) we have

1) Tickets to Japan (...... ahh, thanks wifey)
2) Mostly we are packed... keep telling yourself that you fat fwark
3) All our plans are ..... fluid.
4) a video making machine so we can share the suffering.

We just learnt that the kindest man that was going to keep a hold of our... (lol, its not ours we borrowed it from #insert your name here if you allow us) bike bag and backpack whilst the fatter than thoust piggies f00ks around japan..... has (and we'll just stick this in)...." tumor someplace in his throat so he’ll lose most of it, from the back of the tongue to the stomach and a tube fashioned out of his intestine will be put in as a replacement. He’ll also lose his larynx so he’ll be even quieter after surgery ")... by the way... the shit kept telling the pig he had a small hospital visit.

so.... all is going well so far.... So...

Well, that took a shit load out of our little blue balloon....

Thanks for all the advice, tips, and we will be hitting this thread like a......

S

p.s. if none of this makes sence..... welcome to our little corner of the..... where are we....

 

[pink poodle]

Good news @Spanky_Ham ! The AUD has the Yen backed in the corner. Those precious cans of coffee are going to be well priced.

 

[steve jobs' pancreas]

Take that you sandal wearing goldfish tenders !!

 

[Spanky_Ham]

For all of you sandal wearing goldfish tenders, we are officially packed. We have work up up until our flights.... so... Yeah.... Greasing this cluster fwark all the way.

Realised today that we had lost our front wheel spacer practicing to get the pigs sled into a beautiful bike travel bag we've been lent.... Had to go to a local bike shop for another (Huge shout out to Panthers cycle in Penrith) .. Only so many hours a fat fwark can spend on their knees looking for it......

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[Dales Cannon]

For all of you sandal wearing goldfish tenders, we are officially packed. We have work up up until our flights.... so... Yeah.... Greasing this cluster fwark all the way.

Realised today that we had lost our front wheel spacer practicing to get the pigs sled into a beautiful bike travel bag we've been lent.... Had to go to a local bike shop for another (Huge shout out to Panthers cycle in Penrith) .. Only so many hours a fat fwark can spend on their knees looking for it......

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Your noose tying skills are lacking.

 

[Spanky_Ham]

Your noose tying skills are lacking.

LOLZ, the skin sack was worried that that would be picked up and commented on... it's a small loop for the (slightly mentally challenged not everyone can be a rocket scientist) fat pigs budgie to play// destroy....Tiny is a great pet... just, well... he's stupid...

We did get him for a bucket of mandarines....... so.....

fair trade?

 

[ozzybmx]

Good you have a place to store the bike bag ? and return to the bag.

 

[Spanky_Ham]

Good you have a place to store the bike bag ? and return to the bag.

Yeah, hella lucky.... We did live in Japan for a while and are lucky to have some solid friends there. The main contact who was going to take the meat sacks stuff for a while has been arse ended by a tumour/cancer... and while we won't be able to meet up with him (no visitors for 5 weeks after surgery - which will happen the day we arrive - and its 17 hours of choppy choppy... farkin - doctors do your best ) . We are doing our best to help him and his family out and will be sharing this trip with him vicariously....... . Just been chatting, and will do what we can to support.....

A few other friends have stepped up and have offered to help, not only my fat self but my mate who is, not doing so well..... and, those playing at home.. The Half Fast Cycling club in tokyo are an awseome group....