Went to grab some eye fillet for dinner. Sold out until tomorrow. Butcher talked me into rib fillet. Love the flavour but hate the surgery to eat it. YMMV. Decide to BBQ to render some of the fat...
No gas bottle. #1, it's on my pizza oven. Fixed.
Open the BBQ to check for dead animals, life forms, general detritus as the BBQ was last used pre winter. Missing one side of the grill? WTF? #1, it's in my pizza oven. Retrieved and fitted.
Fire up BBQ. No ticky ticky from Mr piezoelectric. Better check the battery... no battery... #1, ah my pizza oven? Stuff it. Grab a new battery.
Fire it up.
Preheat done, clean done, throw steaks on. Flame goes out. No fucking gas...
Replace gas bottle. Refire. Cook cow. Eat. Was good.