International [SOLD] P2 Respirator - 3M Pro

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Fartes of Portingale
Item: 3M Cool Flow P2 Respirator - Last in existence in known universe.
Location: Wuhan
Item Condition: New
Reason for selling: Profit from the fear of others.
Price and price conditions: Can you really put a price on your health? Buyer pays postage.
Extra Info: Also available, guaranteed to kill 99.9% of germs both foreign and domestic.
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LPG

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Clearly showing my age here, but how do you impale TP
I saw it somewhere earlier today so I'm not sure either. I imagine it is someone who doesn't use enough and stabs their finger through into the mud. Happy to be corrected.

Whatever it is, the TP on offer is only slightly used and only on items of a 3-6 on the Bristol stool scale
 

pink poodle

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Let's just say it's a thinly veiled finger that does the cleaning...inside to out, as opposed to wiping
 
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Let's just say it's a thinly veiled finger that does the cleaning...inside to out, as opposed to wiping
That should mean the toilet paper would remain relatively clean seeing as it is a digital form of cleaning. Wouldn't it?
 
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