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Mr Crudley

Glock in your sock
Do not get into trucks then. :p The "heavy diesel" trade designation ain't no joke!

The inter-axle* prop shaft on the trucks I work with (which is about the same length as the Suzi's rear prop shaft) is 53.5kgs. ;)

(*between the two diffs)
Truck mechanics are a special sort of people. They would never need ot bother going to a gym either.
 

beeb

Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
Truck mechanics are a special sort of people. They would never need ot bother going to a gym either.
Ironically a lot of the better/smarter ones do. Generally if mechanics don't have some decent baseline (core) strength - especially before starting the role, or do some ongoing work to maintain some (core) strength they're quite likely to get injured (strain/sprain/overstretching, etc...) from trying to do something in a awkward position compared to people who go to the gym (or do yoga, and respect their physical strength limits - etc...). It's counter-intuitive, but the ones who work out in their own time sometimes feel fresher at the end of the day because they don't have to over-stress everything throughout the work day if they've got a bit more power in reserve (and good core strength). It's often actually the skinny guys (who don't exercise) that hurt themselves.
 
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Mr Crudley

Glock in your sock
Ironically a lot of the better/smarter ones do. Generally if mechanics don't have some decent baseline (core) strength - especially before starting the role, or do some ongoing work to maintain some (core) strength they're quite likely to get injured (strain/sprain/overstretching, etc...) from trying to do something in a awkward position compared to people who go to the gym (or do yoga, and respect their physical strength limits - etc...).
I know someone that was an auto electrician. All good until you find out that a large part of it is bending yourself into pretzel like positions to grab things generally out of view. Cars sure aren't getting easier for those guys, especially as you get older and become less flexible.

I have a few friends that are qaulified mechanics and can only think of one that is still in that line of work.
 

Flow-Rider

Burner
I know someone that was an auto electrician. All good until you find out that a large part of it is bending yourself into pretzel like positions to grab things generally out of view. Cars sure aren't getting easier for those guys, especially as you get older and become less flexible.

I have a few friends that are qaulified mechanics and can only think of one that is still in that line of work.
Even light vehicle mechanics work upside down under dashes, I've lost count of how many brake, clutch master cylinders and steering columns I've replaced. I don't think I could do it now at all, my back is stiff like a log and I can barely see anything without glasses. Trying to move around under a tight dash with your glasses falling off all the time and then the reflection of the light.

I remember those early Hiace vans, what an absolute bastard to bleed the master cylinders tucked up under the dash with a pipe that's higher than the master cylinder so that it traps air in the master, you're laying on your back in a footwell with brake fluid spraying in your face and dribbling down your arm while you try to open and close the flare nut.
 

Cardy George

Piercing rural members since 1981
Even light vehicle mechanics work upside down under dashes, I've lost count of how many brake, clutch master cylinders and steering columns I've replaced. I don't think I could do it now at all, my back is stiff like a log and I can barely see anything without glasses. Trying to move around under a tight dash with your glasses falling off all the time and then the reflection of the light.

I remember those early Hiace vans, what an absolute bastard to bleed the master cylinders tucked up under the dash with a pipe that's higher than the master cylinder so that it traps air in the master, you're laying on your back in a footwell with brake fluid spraying in your face and dribbling down your arm while you try to open and close the flare nut.
Yep, share your pain. Tractors aren't too bad, but all of the other harvest machinery for almonds have cabins that are only just big enough for a human to fit.

You should see some of the Labour Hire Islanders try and stuff themselves in :oops:
 

Oddjob

Merry fucking Xmas to you assholes
In the next instalment of why I hate BMWs and their douche drivers.

I went to Eastern Creek last night to give the GTR a run with its new Stage 4 gearbox from Just Jap and the refreshed Bilsteins from DNA Motorsport. Managed to just squeeze into the 1.47s on the GP circuit which was pleasing. Especially considering the Nankang AR-1s were 80% worn.

Less pleasing was the M4 Comp with the big wing, graphics, and fancy angled M Performance Silencer and the steaming turd behind the wheel with more car than talent.

On the out lap I overtake said M4 and slot in behind a scary quick Supra (also plastered in graphics). I stay within reach of the Supra on lap 2 but the Supra starts to walk away from me on the straights which is impressive given that I have 600hp and a Cd of 0.26. The M4 slots in behind me and keeps in touch on the corners but loses me and the Supra on the straight.

Lap 3 the M4 catches up to me under brakes coming into T2, and I drag him up and over the hill into T4. He starts riding my ass and flashing his lights through T5, so I let him through on the short straight into T6 assuming he's friends with the Supra. I slot in behind and start following over the hill and draft him through T14 and easily match his braking into T15. He then sees red and overcooks the exit of T15, runs wide drops the rear left onto the dirt and almost spins it. Luckily all I caught was the cloud of dust, but if he had spun, he was into the tyre wall for sure, and I might of caught a wheel or a wing.

Back in the pits, the turd comes around in his nomex suit with M branding to check out the GTR that gave him the scare. Doesn't ask if the car is ok after his dirt spray, just checks out the engine bay. Yeah keep walking douchebag.

The guy with the brand new Lotus Emira was lovely, ditto the GT3 RS MR driver, it just always seems to be the BMW drivers.

My wife was also cut off by a BMW in Neutral Bay tonight just to hammer home the stereotype.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/169lw15 https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/19bunid https://www.reddit.com/r/driving/comments/xuhrmo


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Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
In the next instalment of why I hate BMWs and their douche drivers.

I went to Eastern Creek last night to give the GTR a run with its new Stage 4 gearbox from Just Jap and the refreshed Bilsteins from DNA Motorsport. Managed to just squeeze into the 1.47s on the GP circuit which was pleasing. Especially considering the Nankang AR-1s were 80% worn.

Less pleasing was the M4 Comp with the big wing, graphics, and fancy angled M Performance Silencer and the steaming turd behind the wheel with more car than talent.

On the out lap I overtake said M4 and slot in behind a scary quick Supra (also plastered in graphics). I stay within reach of the Supra on lap 2 but the Supra starts to walk away from me on the straights which is impressive given that I have 600hp and a Cd of 0.26. The M4 slots in behind me and keeps in touch on the corners but loses me and the Supra on the straight.

Lap 3 the M4 catches up to me under brakes coming into T2, and I drag him up and over the hill into T4. He starts riding my ass and flashing his lights through T5, so I let him through on the short straight into T6 assuming he's friends with the Supra. I slot in behind and start following over the hill and draft him through T14 and easily match his braking into T15. He then sees red and overcooks the exit of T15, runs wide drops the rear left onto the dirt and almost spins it. Luckily all I caught was the cloud of dust, but if he had spun, he was into the tyre wall for sure, and I might of caught a wheel or a wing.

Back in the pits, the turd comes around in his nomex suit with M branding to check out the GTR that gave him the scare. Doesn't ask if the car is ok after his dirt spray, just checks out the engine bay. Yeah keep walking douchebag.

The guy with the brand new Lotus Emira was lovely, ditto the GT3 RS MR driver, it just always seems to be the BMW drivers.

My wife was also cut off by a BMW in Neutral Bay tonight just to hammer home the stereotype.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/169lw15 https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/19bunid https://www.reddit.com/r/driving/comments/xuhrmo


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Yeah that wanker drivers a prick but I love what your doing with your GTR.
 
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