Narwhal

[Richo 18]

Narwhals can't be in bags as there awesomeness would destroy the bag.

Dan, Narwhal thread = dead now.

 

[Dan.]

Just because some guy posted the screen cap from the other thread i derailed on ign.

 

[merc-blue]

I was hoping to inspire a fresh narwhal commentry not kill a bloody good narwhal thread

 

[Jimass]

Meh. Dan is the Farkin Narwhal.

 

[Nettheim]

Bring this back

 

[spoony]

Farkin.net, your source of narwhal humping action
Does it look like its humping to you? Same with the deer/moose/whatever (I don't have precious seconds to devote to anything but narwhals)

 

[AngoXC]

Sorry to change the pace guys but your outta your league...

 

[viv]

You compare that to NARWHAL? look at its tiny ass horn...fukin weak...lol

 

[AngoXC]

You compare that to NARWHAL? look at its tiny ass horn...fukin weak...lol

Dude. I dunno why im even responding to this.

Seaking.

Full of win and awesome.

Narwhal cannot possibly compete and you know it. Even Dan. may admit it.

Pipe down boy!

 

[viv]

haha, ok, you win!! Seaking is fukin awesome, lol

 

[AngoXC]

haha, ok, you win!! Seaking is fukin awesome, lol

Yep. Thats what I thought...

 

[Nettheim]

Yep. Thats what I thought...

Seaking is clearly not a swimming fucking unicorn so... FUCK OFF out of my Narwhal thread

 

[AngoXC]

Seaking is clearly not a swimming fucking unicorn so... FUCK OFF out of my Narwhal thread

Humm. Your right. He isnt.

He is a F-14-fucking flying fish of epic.

Lets see your horny mammal match that.

/thread.

 

[Nettheim]

Humm. Your right. He isnt.

He is a F-14-fucking flying fish of epic.

gone?

Lets see your horny mammal match that.

/thread.

Shit craig im out of ideas, ill wait till Dan throws something epic out of his arsenal.

 

[|Matt|]

Seaking would fucking own any Narwhal. Sure, Seaking's horn is of inferior size, but Seaking can use hydro pump and dominate the shit out of any number of Narwhals.

 

[AngoXC]

Shit craig im out of ideas, ill wait till Dan throws something epic out of his arsenal.

Seaking forgives you though Mr Nettheim. This time...

The fear evoked by Seaking is only matched by that of one other. Jaws. The mechanical shark that tried to eat Michael J Fox in Back to the Future II.

That said, Jaws failed...a few times. You can watch it again and again on VHS...and most likely DVD (if your lucky).

 

[LJohn]

Seaking would fucking own any Narwhal. Sure, Seaking's horn is of inferior size, but Seaking can use hydro pump and dominate the shit out of any number of Narwhals.

Hydropump is not very effective.......

Narwhal used head butt

It is super effective

Seaking was impaled

Enemy seaking faints.

You got $6130 for winning.

 

[tupper]

Pokemon fans can GTFO.

 

[scbullit]

This is so random... Awesome!

 

[mtb1611]

This thread is a tad mental, but definitely (for reasons I'm yet to fathom) very fucking amusing.