I can't believe I'm away to weigh into this clusterfuck of inane gobshite but sometimes I just can't help myself...
Anyway for starters, as any bloke who spent too much time at airshows as a child will tell you, THIS is the one and only Sea King!
and secondly -horns or not -Narwhals are still bloody whales and as such are just an interesting delicacy to be found on Tokyo sushi menus and/or floundering on beaches like a drunken tramp who's fallen off a park bench.
They're no match for the 'Amanda Vanstone of the Sea' AKA the mighty monkfish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZBJZwH7ZE