Little Things You Love
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rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
He's right though, his job really is on the line.Ah Canberra
ausdb
Being who he is
I was driving the other evening and went past a guy on an escooter, it was a 70kmh zone dual carriageway and he was riding in the emergency lane. I slowed a little as I approached him and matched his speed 65kmh!Ah Canberra
So much for the WA e-rideable 25kmh speed limit.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Do you think he expected to outrun the cops?
fjohn860
Alice in diaperland
Man there is some sovereign citizen types in the comments on other news sites. Wankers.Ah Canberra
steve jobs' pancreas
Eats Squid
LTIL = going to my boy’s uni graduation yesterday.
I never went to my two graduations ( one was correspondence and one online), so I finally got to see what it was all about. It’s also a uni i “attended” for a year before they sent me a “show cause” letter, lol
Also got to have lunch there with my daughter who goes to the same uni, what a fantastic day.
I never went to my two graduations ( one was correspondence and one online), so I finally got to see what it was all about. It’s also a uni i “attended” for a year before they sent me a “show cause” letter, lol
Also got to have lunch there with my daughter who goes to the same uni, what a fantastic day.
dirtdad
Wants to be special but is too shy
I expect he probably thought they wouldn’t follow him into the bike path. Any sort of pedestrian style slow down filtering barriers the motos wouldn’t fit through and he probably would have got away (for a while). What a nutter!
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Needed to have hopped a fence and went bush.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
That's pretty exciting news.
When I was at uni a friend had a small petrol powered scooter. The top speed was maybe 20 or 30 miles. I can't remember. Late at night we would hoon around campus, one driving the scooter the other being towed on my skate board. We had heaps of fun! Then one night the security guards saw us while I was driving. Now he had been warned previously not to bring it on campus etc etc, so he vanished (discretely made his was with my board to his car) while I punched it across a car park with a bit of an uphill aspect. My intention was to get on the footpath that went off campus out of the rent a cops jurisdiction.
Well in the darkness and at such terrifying speeds (lol) I mistimed jumping the gutter and front wheel cases into it full speed! Over the bars, scooter flying, heaps of skin off both my wanking hands...and still on campus. One of the security guards came huffing and puffing after me and grabbed me (quite gently) as I was trying to figure out what had happened and helped me up. Then recognised me as we were on a basketball team together. Then the fat guard driving the van arrived. Anyway it turns out they didn't connect me with the other guy, so there was no risk of confiscation...they were just going to ask me to turn it off as the noise (it really was loud) had set their phone on fire from staff around campus complaining about a motorcycle. So after a few chuckles about my hands I hopped back on the scooter and sped off to the car.
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ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Only if that's where his meth dealer hung out. what a fkn loose unit, to put it mildly...
I'm pretty sure old mate's "need for speed" was the root cause of his problems
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
The lack of helmet on those scooters always amazes me.
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Maybe it's a Darwinian natural selection thing
Labcanary
One potato, two potato, click
It's not working well enough
Little Things You Hate
It hasn't taken long! I'm back at work for a week and I am suddenly the fall guy for a sold bit of fucking up by a bunch of coworkers. All of whom of course are permanent staff holding their event debriefs on Monday, the day on which I never work and a meeting to which I am never invited. Let...
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caad9
Likes Bikes and Dirt
I spent a good few minutes waiting for the boot to the knee from the cop to knock him off.Ah Canberra
What a peanut
beeb
Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Looks like Zwift has just had an interesting update.
Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
I was thinking more like this:
F*** that was a funny game to play. Smearing other competitors into the side of a tram at high speed never got old.
My favourite part has been where Jack Lemmon drives the 318i to the nuclear power plant and takes over the control room.LTIL: How about this coronation, bloody fantastic so far.
Looking forward to pledging allegiance