pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Road raging fuckwits. I pulled into the right lane in an adequate gap between two utes this morning doing the same speed (100km/h) as them, but the rear most one was not happy so he decided to accelerate, tailgate me and flash, then backed off to a reasonable tailgating distance. Then in the right lane a slower car was ahead, so ute decides to undertake me. Then reached the slower car in the left lane but hasn't passed me, and I'm blocking him in (not intentionally, I just continued to follow car in front and dickhead got stuck) because left and right lanes are now doing similar speeds.
He's sitting beside us and my wife gave him the bird, so he decided to swerve his ute towards us because that's what real men do when a woman in the passenger seat of a small hatchback stickes their finger up. What a legend, I wish I was that gutsy.
I turned off soon after and he continued to wherever he was running late for, as all tradies should be at work by 8:40 but this cunt obviously had too much piss last night and too much Monster this morning.
I'd be careful, this guy's penis is probably so big you and you're wife are both pregnant now.