dirtdad
Wants to be special but is too shy
Dear RainDear humidity,
You are adopted and no one likes you. Fuck off.
Regards,
Melbourne
While you are welcome to visit, please stay out west at your country place and stay out of Sydney. You can't afford to live here anyway (don't worry, no-one can).
Send your rich cousin humidity back from Melbs. He might make me sweaty, but he doesn't flood the trails.
Sincerely
Sydney