Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
For my new bike? I'm listening.Don’t worry, banks will loan you all the money you need.
Edit dammit @beebs response was funnier.
For my new bike? I'm listening.Don’t worry, banks will loan you all the money you need.
Easy, borrow against that sydney house you own.For a Chiron...?
Just to get to a house in Sydney I'd need my own reality TV series.Easy, borrow against that sydney house you own.
For a moment you had me...then I realised you didn't type "meet Been - starting with an 8 ball he trades his way to the top of Kings Cross..."Just to get to a house in Sydney I'd need my own reality TV series.
Cue the voiceover: "Meet beeb - Starting with a ball of wool, he trades it for a BBQ, then trades that for a ride-on lawnmower, trades that for a 3yo BMW 5-series, and now a house in Sydney could be his - but can he seal the deal and make his dreams come true?"
This is the lifestyle 7mate has taught me I deserve, and can achieve with no risk whatsoever as long as I'm an obnoxious bighead with a delusional sense of how great I am and all the disposable income of a large TV network.
It would be difficult for them to undergo their valuable research into the performance of used helmets without having it on hand.Having to ship my damaged crash helmet for assessment to the distributor in order to qualify for a crash replacement discount. I offered to hacksaw it or put a hammer through it but they need it there. FFS.
Is that a serious answer or did you forget the sarcasm tags?It would be difficult for them to undergo their valuable research into the performance of used helmets without having it on hand.
It is both...Is that a serious answer or did you forget the sarcasm tags?
Where's Moorey's meme when you need it?It is both...
I'm not your dancing monkey or one trick pony....Where's Moorey's meme when you need it?
Where's Moorey's meme when you need it?
I'm not your dancing monkey or one trick pony....
I'm not your dancing monkey or one trick pony....
Damn straight (pardon the pun)! MAKE him watch something he’s not interested in. That will help.My pod buddy relayed to me in a horrified tone that Netflix has a category called "gay tv shows". "better not watch that!" he says.
wtaf.... Herculean levels of diplomacy was displayed, and I resisted the urge to rip him a new one for being a fuckwit.
Dont be silly. Its only contagious if you talk to them in person.Yeah but what if the tv's propoganda hypnosis particles turned him gay from watching it?
1.5m...for safety.Dont be silly. Its only contagious if you talk to them in person.