Little Things You Hate


This stuff is awesome. My house was painted salmon and the trim was white that had been painted over mission brown. This stuff hid it all and gives you a white primer to start from so your colours turn out true.
WTF is 3.78L?
 

This stuff is awesome. My house was painted salmon and the trim was white that had been painted over mission brown. This stuff hid it all and gives you a white primer to start from so your colours turn out true.
I might need that for our bathroom and ensuite, bathroom has been done like an under the sea theme with blue stippled pattern with fish and an octopus on the wall, was great when the kids were little but looking a bit dated now. The ensuite looks like it was originally a deep red or least a feature wall with it above the spa, mmmm sensual 🙄, but has been painted over, so would like to paint it a nice bright white.
 
I might need that for our bathroom and ensuite, bathroom has been done like an under the sea theme with blue stippled pattern with fish and an octopus on the wall, was great when the kids were little but looking a bit dated now. The ensuite looks like it was originally a deep red or least a feature wall with it above the spa, mmmm sensual 🙄, but has been painted over, so would like to paint it a nice bright white.
if dark, this might give better hiding... https://www.bunnings.com.au/zinsser...r-undercoat-sealer-and-stain-blocker_p1570000
all the paint companies will have a high pigment solids version for covering "colourful" surfaces..
 
So I decided I couldn’t be bothered doing the painting today and will do it later, so instead I decided to mow and whipper snip the yard.

Fucking HUGE Thing I Hate - finding dog shit in the long grass with the whipper snipper, I think it’s time to invest in a face shield, I thought I got it all but I was wrong and found out the hard way, that’s the longest shower I’ve had after doing the garden, FML! 🤦‍♂️
 
So I decided I couldn’t be bothered doing the painting today and will do it later, so instead I decided to mow and whipper snip the yard.

Fucking HUGE Thing I Hate - finding dog shit in the long grass with the whipper snipper, I think it’s time to invest in a face shield, I thought I got it all but I was wrong and found out the hard way, that’s the longest shower I’ve had after doing the garden, FML! 🤦‍♂️
On the upside...you didn't hit the dog with the whipper snipper.
 
Another time I was pushing a mower through long grass and what at first glance looked like a snake head appeared out the back of the mower. That made me jump. Turned out I had gone clean over a blue tongue lizard without touching it. I took it inside to show the family. You would not believe how much urine a scared blue tongue lizard can release.
 
Another time I was pushing a mower through long grass and what at first glance looked like a snake head appeared out the back of the mower. That made me jump. Turned out I had gone clean over a blue tongue lizard without touching it. I took it inside to show the family. You would not believe how much urine a scared blue tongue lizard can release.
Probably regurgitated water rather than urine apparently.
 
a clear correlation between people who give shit data, take two weeks to deliver it again still shit, another 2 weeks to say here's a completely different set and people who ask immediately and follow up often why isnt it done yet.

edit - delivered again and a prompt set of changes. I could have done absolutely nothing for the last 3 weeks and achieved the same state on this
 
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I'm so fed up with councils. Somehow I have to deal with what must be the 2 shittest ones in the state. South Gippsland council told me where I had to put my CFA tank as part of the conditions of the subdivision by the previous owner. My planning permit just got pushed back because they don't like where the water tank is, now they're saying it to steep. Fucked thing is it's only there because that's where they told me to put it. It's not where I wanted it.
 
I'm so fed up with councils. Somehow I have to deal with what must be the 2 shittest ones in the state. South Gippsland council told me where I had to put my CFA tank as part of the conditions of the subdivision by the previous owner. My planning permit just got pushed back because they don't like where the water tank is, now they're saying it to steep. Fucked thing is it's only there because that's where they told me to put it. It's not where I wanted it.
I’m 6 years into a vacant town block subdivision, including a trip to VCAT. Mt Alexander council in Castlemaine. Utter chunts.
 
I've had a few encounters over the last few months with the fuckheads on electric scooters and fat boy bikes that I'm now right behind the push to cancel the fucking things from society. It seems as though it's now some some sort of rebellious thing to have one and be a complete entitled fuckhead on it to fight back against the system. And it is 100% teenagers that are being the problem in my parts. Yesterday alone I had two encounters with the turds putting themself in public spaces being a nuisance to folks just getting around.
-An 80 year old local guy had a handful of teenagers knocking on his door at 9pm on the weekend that took off on fat boys. They've been doing it for weeks now so the old guy got in his car and followed them and knocked them off their bike. They cried and he got charged with some driving offences. Good on him for fighting back, I hope he gets his pension doubled for sticking up for himself.
-Three kids on one bike are leaving the scene of a crime after smashing windows on a house. The douchebag steering it runs into a bollard on a shared path meaning they all hit the deck. Mummy is now trying to sue whoever she can because precious little Timmy is nothing but a dopey little shit that needed a smack up the back of the head more often instead of being armed with a sit attitude given to him by his parents.
-Another shared path story; Dozer is riding to work at 7am and a group of fin dicks are using the whole path coming towards him on fat boys. Dozer has some beaut Drum & Bass playing and does not want to hear noises around him but can tell they're mouthing off as they approach. You seen Mad Max where the Night Rider goes head to head with Max in his Interceptor? Yea, they fucking split last second and two hit the deck. I made enough effort to look back to see them suffering in a pile of misfortune.
-Nan is walking along the breakwall by the sea. Some shithead kid on a fat boy is going too quick and can't stop trying to avoid one group of people and ends up skittling Nan. She's in hospital with busted bones and the cops say the bike complies to whatever dog shit law allows it.
There should be no middle ground with this rubbish. If you can't pedal it, get rid of the sale of the moronic piles of shit. They are a motorbike mowing people down and pussy footing around trying to make them fit in is a stupid idea. Get rid of altogether. And if you support the use of them then you should probably also catch a bus instead of controlling a vehicle of any kind. Buy your kid a vape instead.
 
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