Little Things You Hate

I have my own workshop and tools to do just about anything on a bike. I've helped tons of people over the years with all kinds of bike related stuff but have this year decided that I'm only spending time on my own bikes. I'm short on time, I'll make sure a mates bike is working but I'm out of time to make sure my stuff is rolling nicely, I get paid in beer & chips but the cost of consumables adds up and starting to feel a bit used by some people. Anyway, I've been sticking to my "Me only" policy and have knocked back some cash jobs. A workmate has recently decided to commute to work and keeps getting flat tyres. He runs tubes so I lobbed a handful of new spare tubes his way to help out if he gets stuck with a flat at work. He's still getting flats so I suggested he goes for a tubeless setup, he'll never regret it. At no point did I imply I'd help him with it and he's done some research on setting it up himself. He has sausages for fingers, he uses a rattle gun to take the lid off a jar, topping up the oil in your vehicle means filling it until the filler pipe overflows onto the carpet of the neighbor's house and puts a rope over a load of mulch to secure the load.


He asked me to make his wheels tubeless.


I said no initially but in the room of onlookers I said I'd do it for $1,000 cash and chuckled thinking it'd scare him off.


He said yes.
 
I have my own workshop and tools to do just about anything on a bike. I've helped tons of people over the years with all kinds of bike related stuff but have this year decided that I'm only spending time on my own bikes. I'm short on time, I'll make sure a mates bike is working but I'm out of time to make sure my stuff is rolling nicely, I get paid in beer & chips but the cost of consumables adds up and starting to feel a bit used by some people. Anyway, I've been sticking to my "Me only" policy and have knocked back some cash jobs. A workmate has recently decided to commute to work and keeps getting flat tyres. He runs tubes so I lobbed a handful of new spare tubes his way to help out if he gets stuck with a flat at work. He's still getting flats so I suggested he goes for a tubeless setup, he'll never regret it. At no point did I imply I'd help him with it and he's done some research on setting it up himself. He has sausages for fingers, he uses a rattle gun to take the lid off a jar, topping up the oil in your vehicle means filling it until the filler pipe overflows onto the carpet of the neighbor's house and puts a rope over a load of mulch to secure the load.


He asked me to make his wheels tubeless.


I said no initially but in the room of onlookers I said I'd do it for $1,000 cash and chuckled thinking it'd scare him off.


He said yes.
Who is this guy and can I be his friend? I'll make some sweat cash off him, as he's clearly got some coin to blow! 🤣

Lube his chain $500
Adjust his seat height $200
Check his tyre pressure $100
Fit a new tyre, $2000
Oil and filter change on his car, $50,000!
 
Who is this guy and can I be his friend? I'll make some sweat cash off him, as he's clearly got some coin to blow! 🤣

Lube his chain $500
Adjust his seat height $200
Check his tyre pressure $100
Fit a new tyre, $2000
Oil and filter change on his car, $50,000!

He once took the family for a rural outing in his new Hilux ute. He went off road for the thrills and found a sweet low water river crossing. His definition of low and the insurers definition of low varied when the photos he provided showed only the roof of the car out of the water and ten meters downstream of the low level creek crossing. He tried to blame the signage that indicates the level of the water claiming the "1" showed the ground level. The "1" happened to be under water........................
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It took him 7 years to pay back the loan for the car that was written off and no payout for it. Me thinks the idea of riding to work may have some sort of backstory to go with it.


And no, I'm not doing his tubeless set up.
 
It took him 7 years to pay back the loan for the car that was written off and no payout for it. Me thinks the idea of riding to work may have some sort of backstory to go with it.


And no, I'm not doing his tubeless set up.
So it seems like he hasn't got $1000 to blow on anything then. 🤣

I know one guy that literally calls an electrician to change a light bulb in his house. He has no practical skills whatsoever. They are out there that's for sure!
 
So it seems like he hasn't got $1000 to blow on anything then. 🤣

I know one guy that literally calls an electrician to change a light bulb in his house. He has no practical skills whatsoever. They are out there that's for sure!
I wish I had yesterday. Bayonet fluoro thing from 10+ years ago. It shattered in my hand. Wife was very concerned... you cleaned all the glass off the floor? Yes, even the stuff that had my blood on it.
 
Reminds me of a customer in my old shop who brought in a pair of tyres still packaged and asked if we could pump them up......
Mechanic mate had a diesel 4wd come in for a service. The sump plug was a spark plug. Owner dropped the sump plug into the drained oil and didn't go looking. Any M14x1.5 will do. I wanted to hook it to an HT lead and run that into a loom for next time. Mate fitted a new plug. Boring of him.
 
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the eternal religious debate for programmers - do arrays start at 0 or 1?
A project far far away. Civil contractor had to install a fence. The spec said something like 50 posts in 100m so they installed the posts every 2m. Client argued the first post is 0 not 1 so the spacing was 1.9m or something. Discussion got quite heated. At a break I went up to the client and said something like I agree the specification was written by you and you have the last say on interpretation but that is fucking stupid. After the break the client conceded they would accept the installation. So much energy for nothing. Weird.
 
Fucking stinky people! I cant escape them. Yesterday I was in hornsby. Post ride (omv - yawn) I went to Westfield for a snack and to stock up on Asian groceries (most of which is japanese coffee cans). The whole town had an aroma of wet dog, poorly dried laundry, and stale cigarettes. I was in the city for dinner and the light rail smelt like everyone attempted to do their laundry a few weeks back in all rhe rain, gave up, and had juat picked it up still damp from the floor to go out. Now I am back home and at work...yep! A building full of stinky people.

I am glad to say I am nit smelling burnt toast!





Also while I am at it, the following type of person can also get the fuck out of cafes:
- old people who yell rather than talk
- loud Children
- fuckwits who treat their dog like a person.
- people who bring a dog to a Cafe and are upset there is no appropriate seating for them and their dog.
- people who watch videos on their phone with the volume up in a cafe or other public space.

I am not currently working in a Cafe, this is just a summary of the arseholes that surrounded me this morning in my brief 20 minute window to enjoy a coffee before heading to work. A new Cafe has opened near my house and it pulls an annoying crowd. Trade seems to be going well but I avoid it mostly due to their customers.

Dogs are the best people, so maybe if the dogs collme out and leave their owners at home...
 
I see that Bill Oddie has died. I loved the goodies, essential childhood viewing.
Every night after school, couldn’t count how many times I watched it, didn’t care if it was a rerun, between them and Monty Python they really laid the foundations of my sense of humour.
I still remember watching Bill being interviewed by that dipshit Waleed in that crappy channel 10 show and saying it was just silly comedy show, but there were plenty of political points in the show from Pirate radio, garbage strikes and of course Apartheight where Bill was segregated due to being too short. Some episodes didn’t age well especially the Safari episode where the main attraction was Rolf Harris who they breed him with another Rolf and then England is overrun with Rolf’s. I also enjoyed Bills show on birds as he was a twitcher and conservationist.

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