Little Things You Hate

Where did you go @Oddjob ? I attended Portillo a few years back and had an awesome time. There was definitely a lot of $$$ on show there at night, and chief among the painful people were the greasy old Brazilian men (weighed down by their gold) with the plastic pretty companions.
 
pink poodle said:
Where did you go @Oddjob ? I attended Portillo a few years back and had an awesome time. There was definitely a lot of $$$ on show there at night, and chief among the painful people were the greasy old Brazilian men (weighed down by their gold) with the plastic pretty companions.
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Valle Nevado. Portillo had no snow until this week.

China has Brazil beat for $$$$$. Belanciaga ski suits don't grow on trees you know. But the Chinese don't have the mania for plastic surgery .

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cammas said:
LTIH - other people dropping farts in a warm humid train carriage, I can handle my own but this thing was thick, I take it whoever did it was proud.
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I don't recall my son being on a train recently....🤔

The Lad damn near killed us whilst bombing along the Gibson Way through the Macquarie Marshes on Monday. Dropped a couple of ripe ones whilst asleep on the back seat and we couldn't open up the windows to the cold and dusty but actually fresh air outside fast enough.
 
Soccer. I cannot stand it. What a stupid fucking game. A game that celebrates rewarding the douchebags on the field that act hurt and even when the big screen shows they are just a bunch of softcocks milking a foul they still get a favorable call. How entertaining can a game be that sometimes doesn't even have a score? No wonder the fans carry on like fuckwits punching on after a game; there's not much to be excited about other than the blue in the car park.
If you own a child that thinks it's acceptable to roll around on the ground to get some bored referee to blow the whistle so they can get a cuddle can you please get them to do work experience with a brick layer so they actually get some blood pumping? That'd be great. ;)
 
Dozer said:
Soccer. I cannot stand it. What a stupid fucking game. A game that celebrates rewarding the douchebags on the field that act hurt and even when the big screen shows they are just a bunch of softcocks milking a foul they still get a favorable call. How entertaining can a game be that sometimes doesn't even have a score? No wonder the fans carry on like fuckwits punching on after a game; there's not much to be excited about other than the blue in the car park.
If you own a child that thinks it's acceptable to roll around on the ground to get some bored referee to blow the whistle so they can get a cuddle can you please get them to do work experience with a brick layer so they actually get some blood pumping? That'd be great. ;)
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The sport I don't understand is netball. It's way more of an actual sport than soccer, but whoever the fuck created a ballsport that involves running absolutely full pelt then stopping instantly whenever you get the ball was either a sadist or ran a successful orthopaedic surgery clinic. No flow, high chance of catastrophic injuries, "non-contact" sport that sees people get wrecked harder than AFL. It's just weird, glad it was not at all popular (even mixed teams) at our high school.
 
I am not a sportsball player or fan and I was brought up on tennis, cricket and golf and added volleyball and badminton and squash to that. Fucking hated squash. Anyway I played baseball for a couple of seasons and hated it. So many stupid and restrictive rules. You can't step out of the batter's box to cover drive a pitch, you can't steamroll some the shithead pitcher who absolutely deserves it. Etc. Anyway I went to a league match at Tokyo stadium meeting up with a yank work colleague the Friday before corporate sessions and it was superb. Game was still shit but the fans and atmosphere were amazing.
 
Dales Cannon said:
I am not a sportsball player or fan and I was brought up on tennis, cricket and golf and added volleyball and badminton and squash to that. Fucking hated squash. Anyway I played baseball for a couple of seasons and hated it. So many stupid and restrictive rules. You can't step out of the batter's box to cover drive a pitch, you can't steamroll some the shithead pitcher who absolutely deserves it. Etc. Anyway I went to a league match at Tokyo stadium meeting up with a yank work colleague the Friday before corporate sessions and it was superb. Game was still shit but the fans and atmosphere were amazing.
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I got to see Japan's shittest team practice a few years back..the Hiroshima Carps. They are so shit and finish last every year, people actually feel sorry for them and it has created a bit of a fan base. Fortunately there were no games on when we where in town...
Goooo Carps!
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Ah yes. The Carps. Early days on trips to the Japan workshop in Kure I would join the work volleyball team for midweek games or training sessions. 'Twas fun.
 
Dales Cannon said:
I am not a sportsball player or fan and I was brought up on tennis, cricket and golf and added volleyball and badminton and squash to that. Fucking hated squash. Anyway I played baseball for a couple of seasons and hated it. So many stupid and restrictive rules. You can't step out of the batter's box to cover drive a pitch, you can't steamroll some the shithead pitcher who absolutely deserves it. Etc.
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As a parent of baseball playing offspring I wholeheartedly endorse this comment.
 
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