Little Things You Hate

[ozzybmx]

Sounds it needs some mince with half a Valium or you have two and have a peaceful nights sleep

Or a bar of chocolate... damn, living up to my new custom title.

 

[Labcanary]

Seven fucking hours since I got home from work, and the shithead mutt has barely paused to take a breath in the entire time.

Poor dog is bored shitless. The dumb fuck owners probably never take it for walkies or play with it. They got a dog because "you gotta have a best friend".

I'll happily shout you the cost of a packet of big w's finest cheap tennis balls. Chuck a ball to it over the fence and see if the noisy bastard shuts up. Keep chucking a ball over until the dumb neighbours start wondering where the fuck it's all coming from.

I guess you could try making a complaint to council? They always say "have you tried talking nicely and calmly to the person?" Which is hilarious, because how the fuck can you be calm with that shit going on?

 

[cammas]

All my pumps are lezyne, the unscrewing of the presta valve is a real thing. Sometimes when unscrewing it's like... has it got the core, no, no, no... fuck yeah.

Great pumps, floor and hand pumps. Tighten your valves with pliers.

Yeah I don’t think I tightened mine enough after the last time I topped it up with sealant, as per my CFTF post today when I tried the blokes from works Lezyne one, but I will topping up both tyres with sealant this weekend, so I will make sure the valves are tight just in case.
It looks like the front tyre lost air due to cutting through one of the alleys on the way to the train and some one is doing renos so they have crap spread out over the exit of the alleyway, as there’s a spot of what sealant was left, trying to do its job.

 

[ozzybmx]

I always buy a multitool with a chain breaker, the 'gap' on the chain breaker is a presta valve core spanner. Tighten that mofo with pliers and if you need to loosen it on the trail, use the multitool.

 

[The Duckmeister]

Sounds it needs some mince with half a Valium or you have two and have a peaceful nights sleep

Or a volley of frozen dim sims delivered at high velocity, targetted at its noisy head.

 

[Labcanary]

Or a volley of frozen dim sims delivered at high velocity, targetted at its noisy head.

I reckon if you got the owners with the frozen dimmies the dog might go quietly into the night.

 

[ozzybmx]

Poor dog is bored shitless. The dumb fuck owners probably never take it for walkies or play with it. They got a dog because "you gotta have a best friend"

I'm not a heartless chunt BTW @Labcanary, it was a joke.

My dog gets a 3-6km walk everyday but bring him home and let him outside, he will bark at the clouds till we bring him in.

Possums, clouds, next door neighbours dogs, he'll go off. He also gets constant attention from one of the 4 of us.

Just a barking lil shit that thinks he protecting us from... clouds.

 

[Labcanary]

I'm not a heartless chunt BTW @Labcanary, it was a joke.

My dog gets a 3-6km walk everyday but bring him home and let him outside, he will bark at the clouds till we bring him in.

Possums, clouds, next door neighbours dogs, he'll go off. He also gets constant attention from one of the 4 of us.

Just a barking lil shit that thinks he protecting us from... clouds.

Damn those clouds!

But you bring your dog in, right? Sounds like these dropkicks don't.

 

[ozzybmx]

Damn those clouds!

But you bring your dog in, right? Sounds like these dropkicks don't.

Yep, 1-2 mins of barking and he gets brought in and told NO BARK !

 

[cammas]

Or a volley of frozen dim sims delivered at high velocity, targetted at its noisy head.

Grab a pack of these on the way home and it will be your best friend with the help of CBD but alas no THC

 

[wkkie]

the unscrewing of the presta valve is a real thing.

The issue with the Lezyne chucks unthreading your valve core is real

You guys need more ugga duggas in your valve cores! It happened once to me, tightened the valve cores and never again.

 

[ozzybmx]

You guys need more ugga duggas in your valve cores! It happened once to me, tightened the valve cores and never again.

Dont worry, I ugga dugga mine mate... my kids though

 

[The Duckmeister]

Dont worry, I ugga dugga mine mate... my kids though

From what we've read here over the years, they'll break everything sooner or maybe later......

 

[Labcanary]

You guys need more ugga duggas in your valve cores! It happened once to me, tightened the valve cores and never again.

Where's @ashes_mtb to remind us how schrader valve cores ain't afraid of no pump!

 

[ozzybmx]

From what we've read here over the years, they'll break everything sooner or maybe later......

Yep, now breaking cars and girls

Bike were cheap apparently. For those who paid for nothing.

Now working and their biggest expense is ^^^ the above.

 

[ashes_mtb]

Where's @ashes_mtb to remind us how schrader valve cores ain't afraid of no pump!

Schrader valves and cockroaches are the only things that would survive a nuclear war.

 

[Stredda]

I'm not a heartless chunt BTW @Labcanary, it was a joke.

My dog gets a 3-6km walk everyday but bring him home and let him outside, he will bark at the clouds till we bring him in.

Possums, clouds, next door neighbours dogs, he'll go off. He also gets constant attention from one of the 4 of us.

Just a barking lil shit that thinks he protecting us from... clouds.

 

[Cardy George]

From what we've read here over the years, they'll break everything sooner or maybe later......

My spirit is thing they broke that I miss the most

 

[Dales Cannon]

My spirit is thing they broke that I miss the most

BWS

 

[shiny]

I'm not a heartless chunt BTW @Labcanary, it was a joke.

My dog gets a 3-6km walk everyday but bring him home and let him outside, he will bark at the clouds till we bring him in.

Possums, clouds, next door neighbours dogs, he'll go off. He also gets constant attention from one of the 4 of us.

Just a barking lil shit that thinks he protecting us from... clouds.

…and weirdos in French cars dropping packages off to Chateau de @ozzybmx