Little Things You Hate
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ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
Some of those big boys will stink for days.I once saw this lady walking her great big beast of a dog down the street near work carrying a bag of shopping.
As I got closer it was not shopping, I guess a dog that big one of those little dispensed bags would be lucky hold a nugget from it.
Her 7kg Cavoodle only does little pencil width poos... hardly worth even lifting, a day in the great Aussie sun and its like twistie the next day.
Flow-Rider
Burner
I wasn't going to mention it but since we're talking of dog walkers. Yesterday I passed a lady running with her dog, she had unharnessed rockmelons that were almost hitting her in the face. Here's me trying not to look, but had to because her dog almost ended up under my bike.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
People should be keeping their puppies on a leash.
cammas
Seamstress
I think it was a Dane cross mastiff it was freakin huge and I mean huge, there would be no way I would be picking up it’s turds
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Quite a long ways back I was contemplating having an irish wolfhound or giant schnauzer. Before I had really gone past the contemplation pondering stage the girl I was with at the time gave me a miniature schnauzer for my birthday. Apparently she was walking past a pet store and he was so cute and all alone which left her with no choice... he was the greatest dog ever. Anyway the lessons learnt were that small dogs are easier to clean up after, bath, and feed. As a bonus when you go away on a holiday most people are happy to look after a smaller dog for you. On the other hand one of my friends currently has a Bernese Mountain dog and a Newfoundland. Fuck no I say.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
The problem with big dogs are big appetites, big turds and you sure don't want to be on the end of one if it ever turns on you.
Whenever I see a big dog then I can only think that its arse must be like a dinner plate and that can only mean lots of unpleasant work for the courageous owners.
Freediver
I can go full Karen
So heavy you'd hurt yourself trying.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
PREMIUM compostable, wouldn't expect any less from the greenest state in Australia.
cammas
Seamstress
You would need one of those big Aldi bags
She was quite attractive but once I seen the bag of turds it was a different story
steve jobs' pancreas
Eats Squid
when the kids used to come with me on dog walks, in winter I used to offer them a “hand warmer”
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
You have some strange tastes @Mr Crudley ! But no kink shaming here.
I’m a bagger. My dog is a shitter in principle on any walk or run.
About a year ago I took her on a trail run on some horse trails in the area, linked by back roads. After 1km she dumped a best described as liquid shit out the front of someone’s property and of course they happened to be there. Did the thing, bagged it and attached it to the little drawstring thingy on the lead near the handle. A kilometre or so later I’m thinking, that smells bad. Looks down and the bag has spontaneously decomposed and dump the runny light brown shit all over the front of my shorts.
Bad situation.
Careful jog back to the car diligently avoiding any human contact.
Undies only trip home.
Shorts were binned.
I vote that the bags are too decomposable.
About a year ago I took her on a trail run on some horse trails in the area, linked by back roads. After 1km she dumped a best described as liquid shit out the front of someone’s property and of course they happened to be there. Did the thing, bagged it and attached it to the little drawstring thingy on the lead near the handle. A kilometre or so later I’m thinking, that smells bad. Looks down and the bag has spontaneously decomposed and dump the runny light brown shit all over the front of my shorts.
Bad situation.
Careful jog back to the car diligently avoiding any human contact.
Undies only trip home.
Shorts were binned.
I vote that the bags are too decomposable.
cammas
Seamstress
indica
Serial flasher
Hahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fcuk me thanks for sharing
Stredda
Runs naked through virgin scrub
You are not supposed to put your hands in the bag
Asininedrivel
caviar connoisseur
My last dog used to get so way massively excited every time it was time for the daily walk he'd get overstimulated and have to take a dump like 20m into said walk. Happened like clockwork. Then he'd usually need to do at least one more before we got home so I'd take several bags. Total shit machine, dunno where it all came from but he seemed happy enough.