Little Things You Hate

ozzybmx

taking a shit with my boobs out
she’s trying to tell me that on the radio, people are reporting $1.20 in Melbourne. I LOL’d, and she’s pissed at me.
Sorry, but that just ain’t happening.
I’m still in the shit for telling her so though.
I’m well over 25 years into a relationship and I still make the rookie move of pointing out where she is wrong.
I reckon it was Greg Norman that said '20yrs is long enough to spend with one woman'

He was fckn right, as we approach 19yrs... dunno if I can last till 20 :rolleyes:
 
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