Usual assortment of broken bones, bruises and stitches and dislocations but this one a few years ago almost killed me. Went OTB maybe 7-8 feet down onto a rock slab like superman.
Landed and made those weird noises for a few minutes before I rolled down the hill to the car. Thought I’d dodged a bullet. Plenty sore but nothing obviously broken. Full face smashed and eyebrow cut open but did its job.
Drove home and refused to get checked out.
Next morning, a Monday I decided to stay home from work and sleep. Was not feeling great. Tried to go to the toilet and woke up on the floor. Passed out. Still too stupid to realise something was very very wrong.
Missus gets home from work and I say ok let’s go to the hospital.
I walk in, tell my story, triage nurse asks if I’m normally as pale as a ghost and they quickly do an ultrasound to confirm their suspicions of internal bleeding.
So an ambulance arrives and lights and sirens to the nearest trauma hospital where they drained litres of blood from my abdomen and also took out my spleen whilst at it. I didn’t hit it with the stem or anything. It was just the impact was enough to blow it up.
The five broken ribs were the least of their worries. Like in the movies the doctors said I was pretty close to death because I was bleeding out and too stubborn to get checked out. They were shocked I was even able to walk into the local ER.
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