So just had a look through and couldn't see many of the funnies of my story.
When I was moving some stuff outta the house, one of the house mates was there. Can't stand her, used to love her then she lost all her weight and became a proper arsehole. She told me I wasn't allowed into what was 'our' room to grab something, told em all to stuff it and jumped in the car.
Red line neutral bombing in a drive way with a stupid expensive guitar amp in the boot, baaaad idea. Window is gone, dunno if the amp works or not. Couldn't believe it.
Some funnies from tas.
Most of the stories start with apparently, I'm just going by what I was told happened. I do remember boob girl though. And milf lady.
So I'm at this gig, knowing the ex will be there with no idea I'm at a sold out gig, first mistake, still funny though. Talking to a lovely young lady, wearing my favourite singlet. Turns out it works. Mate runs in and says "duuuude she's here". Leah walks past and I'm getting daggers, very unimpressed. Boob girl asked 'is that her? This'll get her, don't worry' and proceeds to follow my singlets instructions.
So, while I was in the crowd, I dunno what I did but I got a tap on the shoulder and slapped across the face, still no idea why. Apologise for whatever I did, can't have been bad cos I had both hands busy with different people, so can't have been that bad.
Ahhhhh milf lady. She started dancing with me half way through, I remember doing some things that should be resevered for a private room, she was nice. Only mistake, I was sandwiching her between me and the ex. Got a feeling she might have seen what I did.
After this is where I don't remember anything. All just stories I've been told.
Tried to jump onto a shipping container. I only made it two inches off the ground, and didn't quiiite make it. Luckily though, my face broke the fall. I wasn't happy about this and picked a fight with a street sign. I also lost a fight with a street sign.
Then we went to a pub. I remember buying a vb, that's it. My bank says I bought something for $20 5 times in an hour, I got no idea. Dunno how or why I was kicked out, but that just adds to the fun. The uber home I don't remember, although apparently they weren't impressed with me either.
Then I was in the ex's apartment. So I pulled my signature move. Pun intended. I genuinely don't know if anything happened, but the other girl staying there, who actually paid for the room had to sleep on a couch cos I was butt naked in her bed.
I asked if anything else happened, so far I've just gotten 'hahaha, trust me, yeah more happened' but I have no idea.
Burning a cross into my hand because of drunk Sabbath, not my finest hour, but I'll say I did a good job considering I couldn't actually see. Riding maydena drunk, while not advisable, impressive.
Stories from before tas. Had a race at Del Rio not long ago, had a few too many the night before and in the morning I had to show some young ones down the track. You'd never guess what singlet I was wearing. Mums don't like it. Except gig milf. Del Sin hungover once ended in 2 surgeries and a broken wrist.
The more stories I hear, I'll post em up.
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