PINT of Stella. mate!
Many, many Scotches
I've been mulling about this for a couple of days now and after seeing another Today/Tonight commercial this morning I realise that there's no escaping the sad fact: I have got the hots for Anna Coren.
There, I've said it. It's out in the open but I don't feel any better. In fact I feel even more shame. The woman is an evil harpie that fronts a sensationalist shitheap of a programme and whilst she's certainly not unattractive, she's not exactly stunning either. Yet there's just something about her. Am I going mad?
I can't be the only one though. We've probably all got a few dodgy crushes out there. Christ, there's enough lads I know who reckon Nigella Lawson's a hottie, not to mention all the hormone riddled teens who reckon Paris 'mong-eye' Hilton's a babe. I know a lad who reckons Julia Zemiro off RockWiz is the beezkneez and I had a former colleague who reckoned Rosie Beaton from Triple J was his ideal wife.
So what's your's then? Bear in mind though we don't want anything younger than Hermione from Harry Potter (or the Cheerleader from Heroes) and anybody who suggests Amanda Vanstone is just sick and should probably seek help.
(This goes out to the female farkers too. I know at least a few of you can't have missed the twinkle in Alexander Downer's eyes
)
There, I've said it. It's out in the open but I don't feel any better. In fact I feel even more shame. The woman is an evil harpie that fronts a sensationalist shitheap of a programme and whilst she's certainly not unattractive, she's not exactly stunning either. Yet there's just something about her. Am I going mad?
I can't be the only one though. We've probably all got a few dodgy crushes out there. Christ, there's enough lads I know who reckon Nigella Lawson's a hottie, not to mention all the hormone riddled teens who reckon Paris 'mong-eye' Hilton's a babe. I know a lad who reckons Julia Zemiro off RockWiz is the beezkneez and I had a former colleague who reckoned Rosie Beaton from Triple J was his ideal wife.
So what's your's then? Bear in mind though we don't want anything younger than Hermione from Harry Potter (or the Cheerleader from Heroes) and anybody who suggests Amanda Vanstone is just sick and should probably seek help.
(This goes out to the female farkers too. I know at least a few of you can't have missed the twinkle in Alexander Downer's eyes
)
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