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Spongeplank Dalepantski
My ibs makes me godlike at thisYou forgot the bit about lighting farts.
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My ibs makes me godlike at thisYou forgot the bit about lighting farts.
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Wonder who taught him that?!Mr toddler was sitting at the table saying "Fuck, fuck, fuck". I looked at him and then at Mr 5, who informed me that "He said fuck!"
Definitely Mr Canary. Couldn't be me...Wonder who taught him that?!
I though it might have been the guilty conscience of Mr 5Definitely Mr Canary. Couldn't be me...
For us right now in lockdown us parents are the education system!Me trying to help the 9 year old with some school work, "c'mon buddy, you know this."
His reply (totally deadpan), "no I don't dad, the education system has failed me..."
No idea where it came from but I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 mins
Excellent! Can you read/figure out what the arrow is pointing to in the poopers hands?I made a desk for my daughter and it inevitably got drawn on. I've never paid attention to the scribble but saw this and cracked up.
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That's the newspaper or magazine right?Excellent! Can you read/figure out what the arrow is pointing to in the poopers hands?
That's what I assume but the note and arrow seem to be calling it something else. Too big to be the phone on rotorburn.That's the newspaper or magazine right?
Techincally incorrect, but I do love a pun!Kid 1's joke of the day...
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
WT1 - What sort of music do you like listening to?
WT2 - I'm a big metal fan.
TechnicallyTechincally incorrect, but I do love a pun!