stirk
Burner
I started a book a while back to record all the funny stuff my kids say which cracks me and wifey up.
I'll need to dig that up and share some, but to get things rolling for now......
Me, half asleep having my first coffee of the morning.
Son, aged 5, comes into the kitchen and says;
Son, "Dad, I was having a bad dream last night"
Me, "Yeah, what about mate?"
Son, " Captain Hook was trying to get me, but I kicked him in the nuts and he ran away!"
I sprayed the kitchen with coffee.
I'll need to dig that up and share some, but to get things rolling for now......
Me, half asleep having my first coffee of the morning.
Son, aged 5, comes into the kitchen and says;
Son, "Dad, I was having a bad dream last night"
Me, "Yeah, what about mate?"
Son, " Captain Hook was trying to get me, but I kicked him in the nuts and he ran away!"
I sprayed the kitchen with coffee.