Funny stuff my kid says

downunderdallas

Likes Dirt
Actually my wife... Just got home from a ride and I was complaining about putting a big scratch on my seat stay from a rock, I corrected myself because I said chainstay first. Then the Mrs said if that's the seat stay and that's the chain stay how come it's a saddle not a bum stay ??!!
 

Plankosaurus

Spongeplank Dalepants
Mr 4: What the hell?
Me: Don't say 'hell'.
Mr 4: Why, is it a swear word?
Me: Yeah, kinda.
Mr 4: No, swearing is called "fuck".

Luckily I was walking out of the room and he didn't see me stifle my laughter.
You should have seen me trying to keep a straight face at the dinner table after the kids had heard me working on the car all day.

"Daddy, what's the fucken?"
*Points something on the shelf"
"Is that the fucken?"

I couldn't answer, reckon I might have been about the colour of a cricket ball trying not to fall over laughing


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Cardy George

Not guilty
Mr 4: What the hell?
Me: Don't say 'hell'.
Mr 4: Why, is it a swear word?
Me: Yeah, kinda.
Mr 4: No, swearing is called "fuck".

Luckily I was walking out of the room and he didn't see me stifle my laughter.
Over the last couple weeks Little Sender, who's all of 8, has been trotting out "What the hell" regularly, and is quite brazen in describing his older brothers as arseholes.

Don't tell Haarkers, but I think we've found the family tradie
 

Jpez

cancelled Easter
Mr 4: What the hell?
Me: Don't say 'hell'.
Mr 4: Why, is it a swear word?
Me: Yeah, kinda.
Mr 4: No, swearing is called "fuck".

Luckily I was walking out of the room and he didn't see me stifle my laughter.
Miss 5 has been watching Nats what I reckon Death to jar sauce videos with us. I think that makes us bad parents. Not sure yet.
 

Cardy George

Not guilty
Miss 5 has been watching Nats what I reckon Death to jar sauce videos with us. I think that makes us bad parents. Not sure yet.
Fuck no. Our kids have been schooled about where's an appropriate place to use it. And if they're on the trampoline it's a free for all. Plus Mrs George and I swear at them, they really have no hope.
 

Ultra Lord

Hurts. Requires Money. And is nerdy.
I had to google the name. What a character!
I thought it might have been the real name of Ozzyman reviews that she’s already heard plenty of.
We’re all on the road to destination fucked!
Check out his podcast “powerful truth angels”.

I love the dude but fuck, he’s a mess.
 

Plankosaurus

Spongeplank Dalepants
Mr 4: What does a plumber do?
Me: They fix plumbing, water pipes, gas pipes, that sort of stuff.
Mr 4: No, they pick plums! Especially the really high up ones.
The logic is infallible, I'll have to have a chat to the boss about my workload


...you're both wrong though, mostly we dig holes, swear, and make fun of sparkies

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Oddjob

Can hench anywhere any time
The logic is infallible, I'll have to have a chat to the boss about my workload


...you're both wrong though, mostly we dig holes, swear, and make fun of sparkies

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You forgot the bit about lighting farts.

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