Funny stuff my kid says

link1896

Is not a gynaecologist but will look at your fork
I think my 5 year old daughter would fit right in on Rotorburn.

Would you like to go to Auntie Freddy's and ride scooters in the street?

Yes. I will take my scooter.
And my white bike.
And my purple bike.
I will be changing my bikes.
Just wait till you hear “why don’t I have a carbon fibre bike daddy?”

or as I did “my daddy is buying me a carbon fibre bike for my 10th birthday”.
 

DMan

shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
Just wait till you hear “why don’t I have a carbon fibre bike daddy?”

or as I did “my daddy is buying me a carbon fibre bike for my 10th birthday”.
You're a good Daddy! Better have carbon wheels too for good measure...
 

mas2

Likes Bikes and Dirt
Just got reminded of this one:

When my youngest was about 6 years old he saw an ad on TV for the RSPCA.
He yelled out for me to come and see it because it had his favourite pet on it that he has aaaalllllllllways wanted.
The next day we were watching the tv and the ad came on and he excitedly pointed which one it was.

It was a dachshund in a wheelchair.
 

cammas

Seamstress
So this afternoon I walked out the front door with my grandson and his cousin, my granddaughter, who is all of two turned around after the front door shut and muttered “Fucking Pa” apparently she was not impressed that she stayed inside and didn’t get to walk out with me.
 

ausdb

Being who he is
So this afternoon I walked out the front door with my grandson and his cousin, my granddaughter, who is all of two turned around after the front door shut and muttered “Fucking Pa” apparently she was not impressed that she stayed inside and didn’t get to walk out with me.
Thats like the little kid and the Fucking goat on YT
 

cammas

Seamstress
I had to chuckle when the daughter-in-law told me, at least it was in the right context and she is this tiny little girl but must be hanging out with her dad too much in the shed when he’s working on things.
 
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