Is not a gynaecologist but will look at your fork
I purchased mine originally to wear on long hauls on my motorbike - helmet / wind noise will send you deaf over the long term.
They are very effective and I am no where near as fatigued at the end of a long ride.
my bodily noises I can live with, my wife has no sympathy for some reason
wind noise drives me crazy too. I do like winter and the ability to wear a beanie under the helmet.
I'm never found headphones for riding I've really LOVED, tried so many. they are all consumables too, forever stuffing up either from sweat, damaged cords or getting busted.
currently using Philips SHQ4200/28 Sports Neckband Headphones. Biggest gripe is microphonics, need to use the cable clip.