pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Here I was having a good chuckle with you...spike has smashed me! Why the fork didn't they call the bike long dick though???? Way more brand power.
Never knew that's what GT stood for...
Freediver is on the money.
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indica
Serial flasher
Is that her minge between her legs?
link1896
Mr Greenfield
if it were somewhere else you'd be worried
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Yes, just say the word 'fixie' in an inner city location and the bearded ones will probably pay for it. A dunger of a bike power marketed.
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Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Your talents are simply wasted on Barista-ing. Get thee to an advertising company.
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I zoomed right in with my phone hoping to get some fresh spank bank material...it just blurs out too much to be sure.
Ride the long dick home.
Send it on a long dick.
Step your game up, get a long dick.
The catchy slogans just keep coming.
indica
Serial flasher
Squint.......
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I'm going blind. I'll just i-minge-ine it is.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Keep this up and you will have harbour views and high end BMW before you know it.
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
2 problems with the BMW...
- Who puts mankey fishing gear in a fancy car?
- Not much space for a bike in one either.
I'll need something practical.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Go a white van with an interior you can hose out. Practical is no fun for the high flying advertising executive. You will have to look impressive and even shave sometimes.
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pink poodle
気が狂っている男
I'll deck the back of the van out like a night club...it will be pretty wild when I pull up to party. I mean park.
44blackbeansauce
Likes Dirt
Good working order....Needs battery
Oh, and the bars
ELECTRIC SCOOTER pocket bike on Gumtree http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/1161...tent=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=sms
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Oh, and the bars
ELECTRIC SCOOTER pocket bike on Gumtree http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/1161...tent=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=sms
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Rossm
Likes Bikes
Gotta be a douche!
Wonder how much the original run of 30 were?
Let's see - $9,999.99 divided by 30 = $333.33 ??
Would these REALLY have sold out???
"...Gold colored derailleur wheels and bearing covers to match Sram Eagle XX1 derailleur cage, cassette and chain. This bling is sure to cause some rubber necking when you pull up at the trail head. People will offer to pay for your after ride burritos just to hang out with the coolest kid on the block..."
Wonder how much the original run of 30 were?
Let's see - $9,999.99 divided by 30 = $333.33 ??
Would these REALLY have sold out???
"...Gold colored derailleur wheels and bearing covers to match Sram Eagle XX1 derailleur cage, cassette and chain. This bling is sure to cause some rubber necking when you pull up at the trail head. People will offer to pay for your after ride burritos just to hang out with the coolest kid on the block..."
DMan
shawly the least hangeriest guy on rotorburn
What flavour burrito can I buy you?
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
What a bunch of elitist crap. The target market must be Dubai zillionaires that need something to strap on top of the luxury SUV. Surely has to be a joke..... Surely.....
Although I had a quick free read of AMB and the $10k MTB looks to be the ones to test / promote now.
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hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
I guess you missed the bit where they said they are not made from gold?
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