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pink poodle

気が狂っている男
the philips screws holding the top frame on?
or the bolts with no washers through downtube and (?) holding the motor on?

All of it. Every last bit of it blows my mind! And I work with some stupid people.

What sort of speed is the vendor claiming to ride it at???





Also this is where all your good old school dh frames go to die @safreek
 

fjohn860

Alice in diaperland
If the write up was a little more high brow I'm sure he would snag an poor unsuspecting soul...

The Aristocratic Ebike: A Pinnacle of Pedal-Powered Prowess
  • Propulsion Dynamo: Behold the heart of this noble steed—a 52V, 2.5kW motor, poised to propel you through sylvan trails and sun-dappled glades.
  • Velocity Unleashed: With a top speed of 70 kilometers per hour (or thereabouts, for we are not bound by mere precision), this velocipede dances upon the cusp of audacity.
  • Journey’s Reach: The range, my dear friend, spans a gracious 50 to 80 kilometers, contingent upon your whims and inclinations. Shall you ride with the wind or against it?
  • Cogwheel Symphony: Its nine gears, ensconced within the original cassette, orchestrate a harmonious ballet—ascending peaks or hurtling toward the horizon, as your fancy dictates.
  • Brief Prelude: Alas, its youthful existence—barely five minutes since its creation—hints at untold adventures yet to unfold.
  • Finery of Brakes: Freshly minted four-piston brakes, their rotors floating like gossamer leaves, stand ready to arrest your momentum with aristocratic aplomb (a mere trifle at $500).
  • Motor and Controller Sonata: A brand-new motor and controller, though beset by a recalcitrant controller (fear not, a paltry $40 shall procure its replacement), await your command ($450).
  • Electrifying Elegance: The pièce de résistance—an opulent 52V, 24Ah battery, priced at a princely sum of $1100, promises sustained enchantment.
  • Instruments of Enlightenment: A voltmeter, discreet yet essential, whispers secrets of energy flow ($50).
  • Suspension Serenade: Recently pampered by NS Dynamics, the forks and shock now cradle you in sublime comfort ($500).
  • Metrics and Musings: Behold the trifecta: speed, temperature, and odometer, their display a luminous tableau ($55).
  • Grip Etiquette: New grips, supple as the finest kid leather gloves, await your discerning touch ($40).
  • Frame of Distinction: The specialized Demo 8 II frame, a 26-inch canvas for your exploits, bears the imprimatur of pedigree.
  • Wheels of Destiny: Mavic wheels—front and rear—spin tales of conquest and camaraderie.
  • Whirling Oprocket Sonata: Ah, the custom Modo Oronk, its origins shrouded in mystery, whispers secrets to the wind.
And so, my dear friend, there you have it—a two-wheeled opus, a symphony of speed and style, awaiting your command. ‍♂✨


Ai not me...
 

safreek

*******
If the write up was a little more high brow I'm sure he would snag an poor unsuspecting soul...

The Aristocratic Ebike: A Pinnacle of Pedal-Powered Prowess
  • Propulsion Dynamo: Behold the heart of this noble steed—a 52V, 2.5kW motor, poised to propel you through sylvan trails and sun-dappled glades.
  • Velocity Unleashed: With a top speed of 70 kilometers per hour (or thereabouts, for we are not bound by mere precision), this velocipede dances upon the cusp of audacity.
  • Journey’s Reach: The range, my dear friend, spans a gracious 50 to 80 kilometers, contingent upon your whims and inclinations. Shall you ride with the wind or against it?
  • Cogwheel Symphony: Its nine gears, ensconced within the original cassette, orchestrate a harmonious ballet—ascending peaks or hurtling toward the horizon, as your fancy dictates.
  • Brief Prelude: Alas, its youthful existence—barely five minutes since its creation—hints at untold adventures yet to unfold.
  • Finery of Brakes: Freshly minted four-piston brakes, their rotors floating like gossamer leaves, stand ready to arrest your momentum with aristocratic aplomb (a mere trifle at $500).
  • Motor and Controller Sonata: A brand-new motor and controller, though beset by a recalcitrant controller (fear not, a paltry $40 shall procure its replacement), await your command ($450).
  • Electrifying Elegance: The pièce de résistance—an opulent 52V, 24Ah battery, priced at a princely sum of $1100, promises sustained enchantment.
  • Instruments of Enlightenment: A voltmeter, discreet yet essential, whispers secrets of energy flow ($50).
  • Suspension Serenade: Recently pampered by NS Dynamics, the forks and shock now cradle you in sublime comfort ($500).
  • Metrics and Musings: Behold the trifecta: speed, temperature, and odometer, their display a luminous tableau ($55).
  • Grip Etiquette: New grips, supple as the finest kid leather gloves, await your discerning touch ($40).
  • Frame of Distinction: The specialized Demo 8 II frame, a 26-inch canvas for your exploits, bears the imprimatur of pedigree.
  • Wheels of Destiny: Mavic wheels—front and rear—spin tales of conquest and camaraderie.
  • Whirling Oprocket Sonata: Ah, the custom Modo Oronk, its origins shrouded in mystery, whispers secrets to the wind.
And so, my dear friend, there you have it—a two-wheeled opus, a symphony of speed and style, awaiting your command. ‍♂✨


Ai not me...
Is there nothing Ai can't do, except give me a wristy :D
 

yuley95

soft-arse Yuley is on the lifts again
If the write up was a little more high brow I'm sure he would snag an poor unsuspecting soul...

The Aristocratic Ebike: A Pinnacle of Pedal-Powered Prowess
  • Propulsion Dynamo: Behold the heart of this noble steed—a 52V, 2.5kW motor, poised to propel you through sylvan trails and sun-dappled glades.
  • Velocity Unleashed: With a top speed of 70 kilometers per hour (or thereabouts, for we are not bound by mere precision), this velocipede dances upon the cusp of audacity.
  • Journey’s Reach: The range, my dear friend, spans a gracious 50 to 80 kilometers, contingent upon your whims and inclinations. Shall you ride with the wind or against it?
  • Cogwheel Symphony: Its nine gears, ensconced within the original cassette, orchestrate a harmonious ballet—ascending peaks or hurtling toward the horizon, as your fancy dictates.
  • Brief Prelude: Alas, its youthful existence—barely five minutes since its creation—hints at untold adventures yet to unfold.
  • Finery of Brakes: Freshly minted four-piston brakes, their rotors floating like gossamer leaves, stand ready to arrest your momentum with aristocratic aplomb (a mere trifle at $500).
  • Motor and Controller Sonata: A brand-new motor and controller, though beset by a recalcitrant controller (fear not, a paltry $40 shall procure its replacement), await your command ($450).
  • Electrifying Elegance: The pièce de résistance—an opulent 52V, 24Ah battery, priced at a princely sum of $1100, promises sustained enchantment.
  • Instruments of Enlightenment: A voltmeter, discreet yet essential, whispers secrets of energy flow ($50).
  • Suspension Serenade: Recently pampered by NS Dynamics, the forks and shock now cradle you in sublime comfort ($500).
  • Metrics and Musings: Behold the trifecta: speed, temperature, and odometer, their display a luminous tableau ($55).
  • Grip Etiquette: New grips, supple as the finest kid leather gloves, await your discerning touch ($40).
  • Frame of Distinction: The specialized Demo 8 II frame, a 26-inch canvas for your exploits, bears the imprimatur of pedigree.
  • Wheels of Destiny: Mavic wheels—front and rear—spin tales of conquest and camaraderie.
  • Whirling Oprocket Sonata: Ah, the custom Modo Oronk, its origins shrouded in mystery, whispers secrets to the wind.
And so, my dear friend, there you have it—a two-wheeled opus, a symphony of speed and style, awaiting your command. ‍♂✨


Ai not me...
this is absolute gold.
 
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