Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[The Duckmeister]

Extra douchery for the clod of dirt in the head of the bleed plug.....

 

[cammas]

anyone after a new crop, Jan can help you out

 

[pink poodle]

Never used? I call bullshit.

 

[Halo1]

anyone after a new crop, Jan can help you out
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Looking at the hornbag Jan I doubt it is still new. Maybe ask if she can give you a demonstration.

 

[cammas]

Umm.... sure it can be fixed

 

[Mattyp]

Rob's at it again...

 

[Dales Cannon]

Rob's at it again... View attachment 403476

He'll go blind.

 

[ozzybmx]

Umm.... sure it can be fixed

He's taking the piss. New frame in the picture too.

Canyon are pretty good, you send them the pic of the damage, they send you a new frame and ask you to cut the frame of the damaged one and send them a picture, so its proven out-of-use.

 

[pink poodle]

Fuck that certificate thing makes me laugh every time.

 

[Mattyp]

Fuck that certificate thing makes me laugh every time.

It goes with the few tickets he has on himself

 

[pink poodle]

It's fucking awesome. I hope he prints his own tickets!

 

[ozzybmx]

See some of the comments

 

[The Duckmeister]

He'll go blind.

3/4 of the way there already....

 

[Rusty_68]

Not bike related, but a bargain to be had here. Knocked down from $75 million to a lazy $475,000.
Looks like one of those Italian 'Tiny Houses' that sleep 16 people (permanently).
I'd be in for it, but not really my colour?
Quiet neighbourhood though?

 

[fatboyonabike]

Not bike related, but a bargain to be had here. Knocked down from $75 million to a lazy $475,000.
Looks like one of those Italian 'Tiny Houses' that sleep 16 people (permanently).
I'd be in for it, but not really my colour?
Quiet neighbourhood though?

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at least it looks a damn sight better built that the current standard of housing....no concrete lions though, im out

 

[Mr Crudley]

at least it looks a damn sight better built that the current standard of housing....no concrete lions though, im out

The title of 'Forever Home' fits will whith this fine house. The seller must have no plans for an afterlife I guess

 

[cammas]

Anyone after a vintage flute, I think the seller is playing the skin flute

 

[pink poodle]

That looks more like a recorder...

 

[Jpez]

Anyone after a vintage flute, I think the seller is playing the skin flute


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Brings horrible memories of grade 3

 

[The Duckmeister]

That looks more like a recorder...

Also known as Baroque flute.....