you fucking white people with your tp. Use a hose, you animals. You wouldn’t just wipe your hands with just paper would you? CLEAN YO ANUS
You're going to wash it anyway...it shouldn't really matter how much chocolate sauce you spread on those soft brioche buns of yours. Just wait til your hair falls out and regrows all over your arse!Sucks if you don't have the toilet in the same room as the shower. A cheeky run holding cheeks wide from the toilet into the shower would be pretty funny to see.
He mostly comes out at night. You'll be safe unless you're hanging with the meth heads.It's not the teenagers I'm worried about.
It's the 40-something single blokes high on stale coffee and mouldy blueberries, wandering around with sharp sticks.
A lot f this might depend on how knocks up you are. I wager you might just want to lay there for a few days...last time I was epic unwell and had dogs I was on he floor for about a week. Dogs clearly thought I was dying! I think one of them would've tied to eat me and the other would've tried to defend me. Very jungle book style.OK, so "self isolate " if I get the lurgy can I still go and take Burt out for a drive to the bush for a run. Am I expected to stay at home or just isolate from the world.
I have a pretty small yard and a rather large dig, I need answers, Scotty ain't talking to me at the moment
It worked for the hobbits. They walked all the way across middle earth on that magic cake the elves gave them. People must have googled the recipe.Exactly what the fuck are people thinking? When the zombie apocalypse comes theyre going to survive on baked goods?
They sell magic cookies at nimbin, that may be the answerIt worked for the hobbits. They walked all the way across middle earth on that magic cake the elves gave them. People must have googled the recipe.
Would be an interesting time to be bakedThey sell magic cookies at nimbin, that may be the answer
Evidence confirming my earlier sentiment. "Duhhh what do you do with flour? I'm hungry....."We've made a conscious effort over several years to encourage a few independent shops (yes we still have these in Tassie) to stock stuff we use, and consequently now never have to go near Coles or Woolies. Usual weekly shopping trip on Sunday found them all still well stocked (pallet load of dunny paper in the middle of the floor was still there from last week in the IGA) except for oats and some flour. Weirdly the shortage of flour was self raising, plain flour no problem. Either people think they are going to survive this by baking cakes and bikkies, or they are fuckwits who have never made bread before. I know what I'm betting on.
When desperate flour + water makes (shitty) dough. Bake it and put jam on it...it's not great but it's better than starving.Evidence confirming my earlier sentiment. "Duhhh what do you do with flour? I'm hungry....."
Gluten free? Going to sell like hot cakes!tsk, the elvish waybread the hobbits were given was made from Galadriel's own personal stash of ground up orc babies; both a chilling indictment of who the true "racial purity" monsters of middle earth were and 100% gluten free.
I have no confidence they will get past the water step. Turning on the oven you haven't used in years is challenging.....When desperate flour + water makes (shitty) dough. Bake it and put jam on it...it's not great but it's better than starving.
Gluten free? Going to sell like hot cakes!
Yep, that's what's really baffled me. Quite literally about 65% of the shoppers at my local supermarket I've only ever seen buying junk food or frozen ready made "meals". I can't figure out how all these people have suddenly learnt to cook. I've heard the odd whispered rumour that "people are just buying up to send it to relatives in lockdown overseas", but that just reeks of typical facebook veiled racism/paranoia and doesn't really seem all that logistically or financially viable IMO.I have no confidence they will get past the water step. Turning on the oven you haven't used in years is challenging.....
Sugary baked goods will do wonders for people's immune systems. There's never been a better time to be a virus!Exactly what the fuck are people thinking? When the zombie apocalypse comes theyre going to survive on baked goods?
It was a crap season. Worst I've seen anywayWine export to China has been declining for some heavily over the last 6 to 8 months. Been to a stack recently and plenty of hurt happening.. The bushfires also stuffed this, yeare vintage, it'll be a crap season..
Yep, high country was stuffed. B/bro well down at the start. Just came through SE south Oz and plenty of not so flash scenes. Penfolds and accolade had the best vine health, but crop were pretty small. Might be good times for port.It was a crap season. Worst I've seen anyway
Depends if you were smoke affected. Not even worth making port if so. Just get it distilled and keep the spirit for next yearYep, high country was stuffed. B/bro well down at the start. Just came through SE south Oz and plenty of not so flash scenes. Penfolds and accolade had the best vine health, but crop were pretty small. Might be good times for port.
The economic plan (i am not really sure of the use of the word 'plan' in this case) seems...not well targeted. People haven't missed mortgage/rent payments yet because of Covid lock downs. Instead we seem to have given people more money for their dunny roll fortresses. If you are living paycheck to paycheck you will be fucked by a few weeks of shutdown. And if you don't pay your rent, the genius with 5-mortgages won't be able to pay the bank and will have to start selling his portfolio, oops the bansk will cop a loss on that too...Scotty from marketing's economic plan would've been much better spent on assisting companies to purchase additional computers and phones to enable as many people as possible the option to work from home rather than throwing it a tax-breaks for tradies on utes. I'm pretty sure 23bn could have build some good basic hospital wards too (ie: not just wanky urban high-rise hospitals filled with aquariums and play centres) - this would be especially effictive on the urban fringes where they will (likely) both soon be a neccessity in the short term, and then still exist providing a valuable long term asset.
The whole approach from the government has been so fundamentally without decisiveness and clear information that it's really fuelling a lot of the panic already out there.
Hualien was the end destination after the Suhua Highway. I quite liked it although it was dark and I was drenched when I arrived. Managed to change into some dry clothes and get out for a feed and a beer at least. The whole East coast has been epic. I’m now in Checheng and heading north.You might be better off staying there. Go down the coast. Hualien is nice in spring too.
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