COVID-19: who’s going full doomsday prep on this?

pink poodle

Our man isn't in the West
I’m not going to go under - yet. But the government both federal and state spruiking how much money they’ve given us in relief payments. Well my income has dropped to zero. In fact less than zero because I still have a shit tonne of outgoings that need paying. So tried to apply for a payment. Why not I’ve paid taxes for many years and I legit need the money.
Well for whatever reason I’m not eligible. Fuck you you lying scumfuck full of shit governments. I don’t need little sad emojis. I just needed to vent because I cant ring up the government direct and tell them that they are truly a bunch cunts.
They love to blow their horns, but the fine print is usually a different story. Last year when everything locked down and the federal government were supporting people who had no work, it turned out they didn't mean unemployed poodle. I know your pain! It's a shit situation, good luck with it and hopefully you find yourself a loophole.
 

Norco Maniac

Is back!
I’ve thought in the the past how peoples attitude to this would be different if the effects were much more obvious and horror movie scary. I’m sure people would take it a lot more seriously if infected people were waking around bleeding from the eyeballs or tough guys started growing breasts or something. But a sniffle? That’s nuttin. Trump beat that without even trying!
Long Covid causes impotence in men - the kind even Viagra can't fix. Perhaps if there were a series of scary commericals with graphic depictions of male genitals turning black and dropping off we might get some traction...
 
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Norco Maniac

Is back!
So old mate who travelled from Sydney to Coffs as an "essential worker" (construction worker) has not only caused a popular local pub and a massive building site to be shut down, but he's now infected his two mates who drove home with him, and who knows how many other contacts were made during the fpur days he was here and on the 660km drive back...
 

Plankosaurus

Spongeplank Dalepants
I’m not going to go under - yet. But the government both federal and state spruiking how much money they’ve given us in relief payments. Well my income has dropped to zero. In fact less than zero because I still have a shit tonne of outgoings that need paying. So tried to apply for a payment. Why not I’ve paid taxes for many years and I legit need the money.
Well for whatever reason I’m not eligible. Fuck you you lying scumfuck full of shit governments. I don’t need little sad emojis. I just needed to vent because I cant ring up the government direct and tell them that they are truly a bunch cunts.
If you were a billionaire, you'd get some support. That's where you went wrong, should have been a billionaire
Whoopsies! Now you know for next time

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Scotty T

2.6 inches
We need AFP on all inroads stat. We must not burst the Canberra bubble. A term I hated in the other context but embrace now.

Seriously though we're all sitting here thinking it's a bit inevitable.

Had a chat to some old colleagues i bumped into at work today. The male one is a strange cat in some aspects I've observed over the years, he said he hadn't booked for the vax. Our other female colleague (we've all known each other over ten years through work, female colleague interviewed me long ago, haven't directly worked together for years) was taken aback. Old mate could not articulate an excuse. It was fucking awkward. I said how simple it was in a non confrontational way. Finished with something like you need to sort it because it's so likely to come here now or in the future.

It is concerning th at people working for your national science agency are for whatever reason not vaxxing, and shows what we're up against. He is by no means an unreasonable guy and I hope our reaction is the push he needed.
 

bear the bear

Is a real bear
So being in CBR and working in construction I got a call from my surveillance officer today regarding delivery to a work site in CBR.
Apparently, the supplier is on the edge of the NSW bubble and they can pass into the ACT.
After a bit of back and forth, I basically said old mate in the truck (who had been turned away for the past two hours) could come back, had to remain in the truck, masked up, and the Contractor would unload the delivery.
we have now had to inform all Principal Contractors about the risk and request a updated Covid-19 management plan for deliveries on site.
 

ozzybmx

Níl aon tóin tinn mar do thóin tinn féin
QLD shuts border with the whole of NSW at 1am.

4000 people from Belrose in quarantine due to the shopping centre.

Fragments found in Byron sewage plant.

NSW this sounds worse than the Vic saga...

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ozzybmx

Níl aon tóin tinn mar do thóin tinn féin
Oh ma lawd. You're not from round these parts, are you?

The girl I was with at the turn of the century has forever ingrained Young Delta's lyrics into my brain
Delta Goodrem... is that spelt right. I have heard of her and seen her on the missus spinny chair program.

I only watch TV when its Netflix Docos, reckon I can do an hour now of 'how to become a tyrant' before bed.
 

cokeonspecialtwodollars

Fartes of Portingale
A good looking girl.

Sadly I can't G00Gl3 a picture :p What damage would that young lady have done... and what be her name.
Well shit have I got something that is going to blow your tiny mind.

Or

Right click the image and ...

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EDIT: I wasn't actually calling your mind tiny, it was a pun related to the URL. I am deeply sorry for any offense taken if any.
 
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